Calling all drunkard bluesmen quotes.
"Well, if the river was whiskey, and I was a divin' duck...
Well, I would dive to the bottom, never would I come up"
-Muddy Waters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6Q2uTqB3lM
back to the basics: The Blues
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back to the basics: The Blues
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Re: back to the basics: The Blues
And I sat there, getting high, stoned
Knocked out, and by the time
I looked on the wall, at the old clock again
And by that time t'was a quarter to two
Last call for alcohol
I said, "Hey, Mr. Bartender"
Said, "Well, what do you want?"
One bourbon, one scotch and one beer.
- RIP John Lee Hooker (and Amos Milburn who started it)
Knocked out, and by the time
I looked on the wall, at the old clock again
And by that time t'was a quarter to two
Last call for alcohol
I said, "Hey, Mr. Bartender"
Said, "Well, what do you want?"
One bourbon, one scotch and one beer.
- RIP John Lee Hooker (and Amos Milburn who started it)
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"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
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Re: back to the basics: The Blues
I've got spots all over my body
I wear shades 'cause my eyes are red
I got a headache that just won't go away
It's a wonder that I'm not dead
I wear shades 'cause my eyes are red
I got a headache that just won't go away
It's a wonder that I'm not dead
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Re: back to the basics: The Blues
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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