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"Nothing ruins Friday night
like waking up in Tuesday's light"

---Glinty McFlintlock ca. 1883

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Every hangover starts with waking up
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To the bartender:
"Do you guys give free birthday shots? I'm asking because it's my birthday."
~My buddy, Alan, on his birthday.

Follow up: He received a free drink from the pub. and then everyone in the place started buying him drinks.

Follow up to the follow up: Alan passed out on the floor and we used Alan's phone to take pictures of every customer posing with him one-at-a-time.
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Dear Booze wrote:
Sun Mar 22, 2020 10:37 am
To the bartender:
"Do you guys give free birthday shots? I'm asking because it's my birthday."
~My buddy, Alan, on his birthday.

Follow up: He received a free drink from the pub. and then everyone in the place started buying him drinks.

Follow up to the follow up: Alan passed out on the floor and we used Alan's phone to take pictures of every customer posing with him one-at-a-time.
Alan is a lucky man, once a year at least

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"You drank Absinthe, Guinness, and Rum? Now that's a balanced diet!"

~Lush City
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Oett (during the coronavirus hoarding craziness) drunk slurring: We need to go to the store on Monday morning. Things will be crazy after this weekend. We should be there first thing when they open.

Me: Why? We have everything we need. Plus if that's the case, it will be madness and everyone will have the same idea and be there first.

Oett: Then we need to be there second.

Me: *LOL* Okay well what is so important that we need so badly?

Oett: We need to get more steaks...
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Pulled this gold off of Dear Booze's website (I think).

"Booze in springtime cures hay fever, the chills, ugliness, crying babies, jock itch, a sore tooth, old man winter syndrome, the vapors, insomnia, gangrene, vampirism, the hebe gebies, hocus pocus and the hokey pokey.
Use as directed.
Drink, now. <end of directions>"
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You do the hokey pokey and you drink 'till you fall down.
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The beef is better quality when it's from freelance cows - oett
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There's no such thing as one beer
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Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the last beer in the fridge.

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Who cares? They have free beer.
Me at a sirloin and brew circa 1980

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“There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.”

Ezekiel 23:20 on Artful Drunktective and Oettinger.
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Nausea wrote:
Fri Jul 16, 2021 5:14 pm
“There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.”

Ezekiel 23:20 on Artful Drunktective and Oettinger.

I remember that. Twas good. Twas good, indeed.
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