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Drinking Quotes
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Those who gulps the bourbon elexier shall not post as much.
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"Bleeb garf flug! Fuggin gahhhh!"
-some wino, 1993
-some wino, 1993
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A profound statement we're all reciting at least once every weekend!
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the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad so I had one more for desert
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It brings me to tears everytime I read itDrunkinEurope wrote: ↑Sun Jul 18, 2021 10:11 amA profound statement we're all reciting at least once every weekend!
Drink!
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"I've got a party to go to and I'm the only one invited." -- Necro
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In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.” — Benjamin Franklin.
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"In whiskey, you can add whiskey. In that whiskey, there could be more whiskey. And why shouldn't there be? So add more whiskey." -- Abraham Lincoln
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I'll have a Jameson neat please, and keep the tab open; Me, last night
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"I don't have a problem with alcohol. I have a problem without alcohol."
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Light beer is an invention of the Prince Of Darkness
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