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Wrong. He sucks. Also his yearbook lists him as a member of the Malibu Fan Club. No self respecting drunk drinks that shit unless there is nothing, this means mouthwash as well, left in the house. you sure as hell won't join it's fan club.mistah willies wrote: ↑Mon Oct 01, 2018 1:30 amEveryone has a redeeming quality, don't they?
Given the opportunity to be under scrutiny by a bunch of old politicians for a lifetime appointment, I'd say fuck that unless there's a keg.
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Indeed, he sucks. No excuse for assaulting anyone.Patchez wrote: ↑Mon Oct 01, 2018 11:29 pmWrong. He sucks. Also his yearbook lists him as a member of the Malibu Fan Club. No self respecting drunk drinks that shit unless there is nothing, this means mouthwash as well, left in the house. you sure as hell won't join it's fan club.mistah willies wrote: ↑Mon Oct 01, 2018 1:30 amEveryone has a redeeming quality, don't they?
Given the opportunity to be under scrutiny by a bunch of old politicians for a lifetime appointment, I'd say fuck that unless there's a keg.
That's never under dispute here.
As far as a single redeeming quality, it's not that he was born into the richboy fratbro WASP entitlements and mentality.
No, it's this:
dude hung out with someone named "Squi"
Squi. Oh, the stories of Squi. That's friggin hilarious on a whole 'nother douchebag level.
MITCHELL: The entry says, and I quote, go to ‘Timmy’s for skis with Judge, Tom, P.J. Bernie and ... Squi?’
KAVANAUGH: Squi. It’s a nickname.
So what was Brett's nickname? I'll bet he was the nerd with money that they invited each time, and he sat in the corner writing in calendars and watching things, drinking by himself at parties, and then he sees an opportunity to meet a girl and unleashed his inner demon of anger, self-hatred and misogynist rapist tendencies.
But, Squi! That's sad and funny, that part.
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"It I shrinks my liver, doesn't it, Nat? It pickles my kidneys, yes. But what does it do to my mind? It tosses the sandbags overboard so the balloon can soar. Suddenly, I'm above the ordinary. I'm competent, supremely competent. I'm walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. I'm one of the great ones. I'm Michelangelo, molding the beard of Moses. I'm Van Gogh, painting pure sunlight. I'm Horowitz, playing the Emperor Concerto. I'm John Barrymore before the movies got him by the throat. I'm Jesse James and his two brothers — all three of 'em. I'm W. Shakespeare. And out there it's not Third Avenue any longer: it's the Nile, Nat, the Nile — and down it moves the barge of Cleopatra."
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I love his ode to vodkaDear Booze wrote: ↑Sat Jan 12, 2019 11:15 pm"It I shrinks my liver, doesn't it, Nat? It pickles my kidneys, yes. But what does it do to my mind? It tosses the sandbags overboard so the balloon can soar. Suddenly, I'm above the ordinary. I'm competent, supremely competent. I'm walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. I'm one of the great ones. I'm Michelangelo, molding the beard of Moses. I'm Van Gogh, painting pure sunlight. I'm Horowitz, playing the Emperor Concerto. I'm John Barrymore before the movies got him by the throat. I'm Jesse James and his two brothers — all three of 'em. I'm W. Shakespeare. And out there it's not Third Avenue any longer: it's the Nile, Nat, the Nile — and down it moves the barge of Cleopatra."
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