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I came to remember an interview with a spokesman for Muslim protesters here in Norway a few months back, due to the printing of some new cartoons. I don't know where they got this sucker from but I'm surprised they couldn't find some other guy to interview. Eventually the reporter popped the inevitable question: "What about freedom of speech?" The Muslim spokesman fiddled his beard and said:
"What if I drew a cartoon where I called your mother and your sister and your daughter whores? Would THAT be freedom of speech?"
"Yes!" The reporter replied.
"No, no, no, that's an insult!"
"It's freedom of speech!"

Then he proceeded to talk about how Islam was all about peace and mutual respect, because they wanted everybody to join in their religion.
So according to this nut, at least, peace and tolerance must be achieved by extinguishing contesting creeds. I laughed hard.
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from harming people to computers..they're leaving no stone unturned.
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JohnnyTequila wrote:
fiyah wrote:

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the religion of peace. where do i sign up.

Weird, this dude's license plate was revoked after this picture hit the 'net..


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Bwahaha! No wonder. I haven't even read the article, when I read the words "license plate" I immediately got what it was all about.
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I think it's time to make a mohammed sculpture out of bacon.

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ahura mazda forgives you all.

also...

so i went to the "adult store" the other day, wanted to get a blowup doll.

guy sez, "male or female?"


i sez, "female."

"white, black, asian, or messican?"

"white'll do."

guy sez, "christian or muslim?"

hmmm. i sez, "whassa difference?"

"well, the muslim one blows itself up."
Stupid should hurt.

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Wingman wrote:ahura mazda forgives you all.

also...

so i went to the "adult store" the other day, wanted to get a blowup doll.

guy sez, "male or female?"


i sez, "female."

"white, black, asian, or messican?"

"white'll do."

guy sez, "christian or muslim?"

hmmm. i sez, "whassa difference?"

"well, the muslim one blows itself up."
ha! nice one sir
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i feel bad for the majority of islamic peeples. they don't want to essplode.
they just wanna wear flow=y dresses.
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I can see 4 mosques from my office and all I see is people hanging outside smoking. it must be an Islam thang. However, I totally dig the gals costumes!
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