I Hate Theives!

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I Hate Theives!

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Cocksuckers rob my next door neighbor Wednesday and stole the Sirius radio out of Martha's car Thursday.

Not even safe in the styx anymore.


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Peanut's place? Holy cow, honey! Release the hounds!
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It was my other neighbor Tony's house.

The hounds are released and the guns are loaded.

I'm so pissed off I can barely Drink.

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Fuck thieves. Damn i hate them. Someone works their ass off for something nice and some asshole just comes along and takes it. No fucking balls what so ever. At least a mugger has the balls to get in your face and demand it at gun point. Not much of a distinction, i realize that, but it's better to do it to your face. Fuck em all, here's to your neighbor.
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Gypsies, tramps, and thieves...
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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rick, martha sorry to hear about that..

buda? the kyle mafia?

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hear, hear!

when someone broke into my car and stole my radio a few months ago (good job dumb ass; you'll get all of, what, 50 cents for it?), i was mad enough to burn down entire villages. i couldn't give two fucks about the radio, it was the principle of it all. some shitfuck has a meth problem, so he decides to destroy MY shit. coulda killed the bastard! if there were any justice in the world, you and your neighbor would find the guy and kick him square in the fellas. but there isn't.
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If Martha catches the asshole(s), she will turn 'em from a rooster to a hen with one shot.


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That sucks, man. Thievery, in my opinion, is a crime worthy of losing an appendage, no matter the value of the property!

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We got off light. Sirius said they will send us a new system for free and make the old system inoperable.

Tony on the other hand had his knife collection and his wife's jewelry box ripped off.

I helped him put his alarm system back in order and I spent the rest of the day putting better locks on the doors and cleaning my guns.

Fuck it, time to Drink.

See ya at the Shot Thread.

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Screwball wrote:We got off light. Sirius said they will send us a new system for free and make the old system inoperable.

Tony on the other hand had his knife collection and his wife's jewelry box ripped off.

I helped him put his alarm system back in order and I spent the rest of the day putting better locks on the doors and cleaning my guns.

Fuck it, time to Drink.

See ya at the Shot Thread.

Good deal, man. Good on Sirius!

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