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Just make sure you find a woman that doesn't bruise easily. Or punch her in the back of the head. The hair will cover the marks.
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Crystal wrote:Just make sure you find a woman that doesn't bruise easily. Or punch her in the back of the head. The hair will cover the marks.
Is that what you do with Ruiner?
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I have no idea what you are talking about...
Hey look, a puppy!
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Crystal wrote:I have no idea what you are talking about...
Hey look, a puppy!
I LOVE PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!!
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TWO PUPPIES!!
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Awwwwwww puppies!
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What's the rule if you get marks of abuse from your toddler son?
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It means that you are raising a monster!
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He's a clumsy one. When he gets excited, he likes to jump around, and then fall. I try to stop him from hurting himself, but he ends up hurting me in the process. He bashed his head into my tooth, and then my chin. He has a hard head.
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Two words: Nyquil.
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FNZ wrote:Two words: Nyquil.
W.C. Fields would recommend a jigger of gin in the little nipper's orange juice.
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Believe me, once you've been to that part of the World, you don't find that very funny anymore.
Yeah, reality does that for you.
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