i got cheated by the TSA

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Two Hearted wrote:
FNZ wrote:What if you were wearing chain mail undies?
Or anal beads?

Do you really "wear" anal beads?

Would it be more like a carry-on bag? Or carry-in?
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The news stated SFO had the body scanners, but we just walked through the metal detectors. Leaving Logan Airport (Boston), they had the full body scanners. Mike got to go through it. They had me hold Little Mike and walk through the metal detector. Lame. I was actually excited to go through it.

They checked the milk in the bottles, and water in Little Mike's sippy cup at SFO. However, at Logan they didn't. I thought that was interesting. Also, I forgot there was a set of nail clippers in my purse. That seemed to get by without a hitch too.
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Crystal wrote:The news stated SFO had the body scanners, but we just walked through the metal detectors. Leaving Logan Airport (Boston), they had the full body scanners. Mike got to go through it. They had me hold Little Mike and walk through the metal detector. Lame. I was actually excited to go through it.

They checked the milk in the bottles, and water in Little Mike's sippy cup at SFO. However, at Logan they didn't. I thought that was interesting. Also, I forgot there was a set of nail clippers in my purse. That seemed to get by without a hitch too.
I got through with a full blown knife once. Left for the airport straight from work, disarmed at the office ( or so i thought ), sat down on the plane and was like holy shit.
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where is jt in this thread? i've been fewlt vup by strippers a few times (benjamins, you know- like i tol' bmms, it's hard work makin it rain), but unless you're going throu canada customs , no hot chhicks. only fat ones and men. sorry all. maybe i'll apply! drop a few confiscated bottles in there amongst your gear? how would that be?
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I got checked them to they slip a number in my pocket sad thing it was a old man and I'm not gay
I should of had a small squash wrap in tin foil that would be funny as they pull it out but with my luck in would be send to jail
(Then had to home brew yeasty bread old fruit kool aid packets).Just joking around by the way that's also who you make jail house home brew my cousin told me how to do it
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