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Drink coasters. They always stick to the bottom of your glass and then fall off in an obnoxious manner depending on what they are made of. You have to pour salt on them, even if they are the crappy paper or napkins. And sometimes that doesn't even work. At least when I drink beer in bottles, I use coozies to solve the problem. But what about cocktails and beers in glasses?

If coasters are totally inconvenient then people won't use them at all. They force us to be less conscientious of leaving a water ring on a wooden tabletop , or a slimy wet mess on a glass table just by being such a pain in the ass. Personally, I like to use a thick and foamy mouse pad. I keep them everywhere a drink may sit and all my furniture is drunk-proof and intact with nary a drunken water ring or mess!
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Wed Apr 21, 2021 11:44 pm
Drink coasters. They always stick to the bottom of your glass and then fall off in an obnoxious manner depending on what they are made of. You have to pour salt on them, even if they are the crappy paper or napkins. And sometimes that doesn't even work. At least when I drink beer in bottles, I use coozies to solve the problem. But what about cocktails and beers in glasses?

If coasters are totally inconvenient then people won't use them at all. They force us to be less conscientious of leaving a water ring on a wooden tabletop , or a slimy wet mess on a glass table just by being such a pain in the ass. Personally, I like to use a thick and foamy mouse pad. I keep them everywhere a drink may sit and all my furniture is drunk-proof and intact with nary a drunken water ring or mess!
I use ceramic tiles that I get for free from Home Depot as "samples".
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Dear Booze wrote:
Thu Apr 22, 2021 6:55 am
I use ceramic tiles that I get for free from Home Depot as "samples".
I hate people who use ceramic tiles that they get for free from Home Depot as "samples". I also hate Home Depot.
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Buy a tablecloth and stop caring
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^ ^ ^True...but I really don't know how I feel with a table cloth on my computer desk...
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scream ale wrote:
Thu Apr 22, 2021 6:27 pm
Buy a tablecloth and stop caring
I hate tablecloths and I hate caring.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri Apr 23, 2021 1:58 am
^ ^ ^True...but I really don't know how I feel with a table cloth on my computer desk...
I hate computer desks.
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I've never judged a mustard tasting contest.

I've never had mustard BBQ sauce.

When there's no honey mustard option for chicken strips / nuggets.

I've never been to the National Mustard Museum in Middleton, WI.

When people don't put mustard on a hot dog.

If there's no Chinese hot mustard to accompany take-out egg rolls.

I never played Colonel Mustard when I played the game Clue.

I've never been to the Napa Valley World Mustard Championship.
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I hate people who use table cloths. AND people that hate caring.
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I don`t care
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Nice job. Your shirt matches the grass
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yeah don`t fall while hatin` back, dick
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Pets gone too soon.
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Tattoos of your own children
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