Official Bono & U2 haters thread

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Hey now, Wupperhosen. That’s a separate Phil Collins haters thread. Maybe your vodka balls have been callin’ in the air tonight, oh lawd. But if you ain’t got nothing brutal and German to say about Bono or his puppet band U2, well then, you can find what you’re looking for by getting bent. Bent by Bono, that is.
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They found fossils of a bonosaurus sucking balls of another bonosaurus.

Damn, it goes way back people!
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Just think of Bono touching you. Do you feel it?

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I've never heard either band, I've heard of them, but to the best of my knowledge I've never heard any of their songs, if they're on jukeboxes then I may have heard them and just ignored them

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I've never heard either band, I've heard of them, but to the best of my knowledge I've never heard any of their songs, if they're on jukeboxes then I may have heard them and just ignored them
This isn’t the Gordon Lightfoot lovers thread, sundown.
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Badfellow wrote:
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Merchant Seaman wrote:
Fri May 14, 2021 6:17 pm
I've never heard either band, I've heard of them, but to the best of my knowledge I've never heard any of their songs, if they're on jukeboxes then I may have heard them and just ignored them
This isn’t the Gordon Lightfoot lovers thread, sundown.
Perhaps, but I still have never (to the best of my knowledge) ever heard either band.

0are you not a fan of Leroy Brown?

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Perhaps, but I still have never (to the best of my knowledge) ever heard either band.
What about a Bon Jovi Steel Panther super group?
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I dare not dream it.

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I dare not dream it.
Andre the Gaint on drums. Come`on let us dream
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The classic rock station is playing U2 at the moment. It's fucking terrible. No amount of beer can make this ok.

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The classic rock station is playing U2 at the moment. It's fucking terrible. No amount of beer can make this ok.
Agreed. I remember even in my youth when U2 would come on the radio I was so annoyed and couldn't wait for it to be over. It was ten times worse too because I wasn't of drinking age to even have the option to numb the pain with booze. I think the song "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For" is one of the worst songs- ever.
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. I think the song "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For" is one of the worst songs- ever.[/color]
Little known fact: Bono wrote that song about his dick after having trouble locating it whilst hammered and in need of a piss.
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And I stilllll haven't found... any midget porn.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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And I stilllll haven't found... any midget porn.
On here or the internet in general

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I saw Bono this past weekend at a bar in Las Vegas. This was one of those places with a big, square bar in the middle of the room. It was dark and smokey in there and the stupid Irish bastard was sitting directly across from me. I didn't recognize him at first because we was wearing a stupid porkpie hat and was sporting a mustache with waxed handlebars. What a douche.

He was chatting up a drag queen named Toni James (Toni wasn't in drag at the time, but everyone at this bar knows him. Great guy). Even over the loud jukebox music, I could hear Bono sawing on and on about some fistfight he had been in. He seemed very proud of this event.

My buddies, Angel and BRIAN! recognized him at about the same time as me. We also all noticed that he kept using the word "swing."

"What was I supposed to do? He swung on me first..."
"He took a swing at me and I hit him back..."

My friends and I decided to bet how many times he was would use this word. the over/under was 12. We grabbed a matchbook and began pulling out matches and placing them on the bar as a way to keep track.

Fuck. He quit talking when Toni James finally got tired of it and moved to another barstool. But, there was another victim who eventually sat next to him. Boom, just like that, the story started again. Eventually, the matchbook was empty.

Because him and I have some history, I didn't feel like talking to him, let alone telling him to give me my $50 that he still owes.

Yes, I decided to take the high road and ignore him. I continued drinking for another hour or so and continued listening to his stupid was story as he told it to one person after another.

When it was time to leave, my friends and I began to make our was to the door. And just as I passed him, he said, "Well hello DB, It's been a minute, hasn't it?"

He then pulled a $50 bill out of his pocket, looked at it for a moment, took his bic lighter from the bar in front of him, and lit the money on fire. What an asshole.

I punked him with a half-assed fake punch and he immediately flinched and cowered like a twelve-year-old girl. I laughed and spit on his pants (I was actually aiming at his hat).
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