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Re: Micky D sandwich - Yay or nay?

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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri May 14, 2021 12:34 am
McDonald's in Germany are currently advertising their new “Big Spargel Hollandaise” burger, complete with cheddar, lettuce, bacon, hollandaise sauce and white asparagus tips. Yes white asparagus. Germans are obsessed with white asparagus. It's pretty damn good.

As much as I'm fond of burgers, asparagus, and hollandaise...this is a big effin' nay for me.

"Willkommen to McDonald's. What can I get for you?"
"Yeah, can I get the Big Spargel Hollandaise burger but without the spargel and hollandaise, please? With a side of Big Mac sauce? Danke!"


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Re: Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em

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Ew. Finger sammich? Not even the bacon can save that. Nay Mickey Dees Finger Burger, nay.

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Re: Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em

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Patchez wrote:
Fri May 14, 2021 9:15 am
I'd bang that burger. I'd bang it so hard.
I'd like to be witness to that.
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Re: Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em

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Fucking spargel burger. Where will it stop?
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Re: Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em

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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Mon May 17, 2021 12:45 am
Patchez wrote:
Fri May 14, 2021 9:15 am
I'd bang that burger. I'd bang it so hard.
I'd like to be witness to that.
Pervert.
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Re: Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em

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Nausea wrote:
Mon May 17, 2021 2:18 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Mon May 17, 2021 12:45 am
Patchez wrote:
Fri May 14, 2021 9:15 am
I'd bang that burger. I'd bang it so hard.
I'd like to be witness to that.
Pervert.
They like to watch.
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Re: Oh Sammich glory - McD's

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Yeah I like to watch. I like to watch a lot of stuffs. And yes, I am a perv. Not like oldsmartskunk type of perv, but a perv nonetheless.

So ANYWAY this regional Mickey D's specialty item is the Asian inspired teriyaki burger. The McTeri Deluxe is an all beef patty topped with savory, sweet teriyaki sauce, lettuce, tomato and mayo. Yay or nay?

Mayo and teri together sounds like a confusing combo to me. I haven't had McDonald's version, but I have had a teri burger (without mayo) and it was delicious. I even had one with cheese which was also rather confusing combined with the teri sauce but beings how I had been drinking a lot when I ate it, I thought it was phenomenal. I wouldn't "bang it so hard" like Patchy, but teri burgers get a 7 outta 10 from me.


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McTeri Deluxe, sounds like a hooker in an Olongapo whorehouse

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A K A the spilled coke on your fries sweet burger.

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Re: Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em

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A report of a Prime Rib Sandwich

You won’t need a photo.

The Prime Rib Sandwich special comes served by a smiling, familiar face and she asks me if I would like a side of coleslaw. Yes, please. By all means. But I digress.....

Imagine first the sandwich, which is two fingers thickness of boneless, medium rare cooked, prime cut rib freshly sliced to order. Now imagine the toasted, elongated, onion hoagie bread it comes upon. Also there is simplicity to consider in that the only other thing this sandwich needs is a side of the au jus drippings from the roasting pan to dip it in. That’s right: no cheese, no grilled onions, no blend of peppers and no hot sauce. Merely the beef itself standing upon it’s own hooves, so to speak.

With this simple and sublime sandwich came the afore mentioned coleslaw. Though there were also onion rings. Crispy, beer battered onion rings served with blue cheese dip. Fuck me god, I can die now content.


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Re: Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em

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^ ^ ^ Agreed my fellow special agent cracker and sandwich aficionado and connoisseur. I concur that the simplicity in a prime rib sandwich is something I appreciate as well in order to really savor the quality of beef. Au jus and nothing else. If it was just a roast beast sammy, I am down for the horseradish and onions and all that, however.
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Sorry AD, I failed to mention they had horseradish sauce. Creamy horseradish sauce. Loves me some of that horseradish.
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Re: Oh Sammich glory - Subway

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Specialty at Subway in India. Yay or nay? I say nay way!

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Re: Oh Sammich glory - Subway

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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri May 28, 2021 2:06 am
Specialty at Subway in India. Yay or nay? I say nay way!

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This video is a train wreck. If you have any doubts that this looks delicious, check this out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDvbcvoiIRg
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Re: Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em

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when i was younger i worked at subway...fuckin loved that job. used to make up custom subs all the time just for shits and giggles.

My favorite sub which everyone else that worked with me found angin as fuck was tuna, pepperoni and marinara sauce with cheese. toasted it was like a surf and turf pizza. That sandwich kicked the fuck out of some hangovers for me years back.

miss that job, no responsibility, could turn up drunk and drink on the job...when i got offered my current job i was a cunt hair off turning it down. don't think my mrs would have been happy now with a 33 year old sandwich artist haha
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