Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em

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Re: Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em

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^^^ Nay on the indian and yuck on the tuna pepperoni sandwich abuse
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benitobeast69 wrote:
Fri May 28, 2021 9:04 am
when i was younger i worked at subway...fuckin loved that job. used to make up custom subs all the time just for shits and giggles.

My favorite sub which everyone else that worked with me found angin as fuck was tuna, pepperoni and marinara sauce with cheese. toasted it was like a surf and turf pizza. That sandwich kicked the fuck out of some hangovers for me years back.

miss that job, no responsibility, could turn up drunk and drink on the job...when i got offered my current job i was a cunt hair off turning it down. don't think my mrs would have been happy now with a 33 year old sandwich artist haha

Ok so there you have it drunks. Dear Booze NAILED IT in the Which board member...? thread.

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^ ^ ^Yeah oett can ya make it a 'lil more challenging next time? The question may as well have been "What Lithuanian slut would have "Love to Love You Baby" as his theme song?" But in all actuality...it would be hilarious if it really was Nausea. So Nausea is my answer.

Okay which board member seems the type to be doing business on the toilet while drinking an alcoholic beverage while also eating some sort of hand held food like a burrito or chicken wing? Turkey leg even perhaps? While perusing the yearly issue of MD Magazine of course.
Benito. I know this for a fact because he told me he does it at least once a week. He actually has at least two, sometimes three drinks with him because he's never sure how long the session might take. The handheld food is typically a footlong Subway tuna sandwich with marinara sauce. Fact.

And again I stand by this having to be up there in one of the grossest concoctions I've ever heard in my life. I think I'd rather eat something out of the chef boyardee chicken alfredo thread.
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Made these for a contest in the Shit Faced Chefs group on FB.

Best Burger contest I made General Tso's Burgers.

Deep fried tempura battered burgers in General Tso's sauce on pretzel rolls.
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Patchez wrote:
Sat May 29, 2021 8:01 am
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Made these for a contest in the Shit Faced Chefs group on FB.

Best Burger contest I made General Tso's Burgers.

Deep fried tempura battered burgers in General Tso's sauce on pretzel rolls.
Okay. Shit. Okay. I don't really know how or where to start. That looks awesome. It has a bunch of my favorite things all rolled into one gorgeous looking sammich.

Tempura. Check.
Pretzel Roll. Check.
General Tso's sauce. Check.
Bonus points for the name and spirit of the competition.

Patchez, did you win a prize or anything?
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Dear Booze wrote:
Sat May 29, 2021 1:06 pm


Patchez, did you win a prize or anything?
He won:
Best burger on the menue 2020 and ´19
The tripple melted Heartattack comeback
Best toppings in the fatso and over class for five years straight now
The AP`s no side dishes needed class winner for greaseast sandwich in the breakfast, lunch and dinner competition
First burger to break 3000 calories and also win the bad parenting award in the same year
For four consecutive years won the Fatty Salty Patty award for least amount of vegetables in a hamburger
The Marlon Brando award for using only two fryers
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oettinger wrote:
Sat May 29, 2021 7:43 pm
Dear Booze wrote:
Sat May 29, 2021 1:06 pm


Patchez, did you win a prize or anything?
He won:
Best burger on the menue 2020 and ´19
The tripple melted Heartattack comeback
Best toppings in the fatso and over class for five years straight now
The AP`s no side dishes needed class winner for greaseast sandwich in the breakfast, lunch and dinner competition
First burger to break 3000 calories and also win the bad parenting award in the same year
For four consecutive years won the Fatty Salty Patty award for least amount of vegetables in a hamburger
The Marlon Brando award for using only two fryers
Laughing my ass off. This response reserves All Star status.
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Dear Booze wrote:
Sat May 29, 2021 1:06 pm
Patchez wrote:
Sat May 29, 2021 8:01 am

Made these for a contest in the Shit Faced Chefs group on FB.

Best Burger contest I made General Tso's Burgers.

Deep fried tempura battered burgers in General Tso's sauce on pretzel rolls.
Okay. Shit. Okay. I don't really know how or where to start. That looks awesome. It has a bunch of my favorite things all rolled into one gorgeous looking sammich.

Tempura. Check.
Pretzel Roll. Check.
General Tso's sauce. Check.
Bonus points for the name and spirit of the competition.

Patchez, did you win a prize or anything?

I concur. It really does check all the boxes for me as well. Looks amazing!
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Other than the aforementioned awards Oett mentioned I won bragging rights.
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Bennigan's World Famous Monte Cristo
Honey wheat bread layered with tender ham, roasted turkey, Swiss and American cheeses. Batter-dipped, gently fried and coated with powdered sugar. Served with red raspberry preserves for dipping.

Yay or nay? A fried French toast sandwich? I say yay. I have always wanted to try this.

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Lose the powdered sugar and jam and I say yay.
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^ ^ ^ I predict oett will say the exact same thing.
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yes, gimme a cheese n ham only
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I wanna do those in a mountain pie maker over a campfire.

Our trip to MI this past weekend we took the fixin's for a Rachel the pastrami version not the turkey. Wanted to do that over the campfire out there. Rain both nights shut us out and we were to gassed to care the night we got there. Even found some sourdough rye at a local market for it. Fucking weather.
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