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Re: Little Known Facts You Don't Want To Know

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Nausea wrote:
Sat Nov 03, 2018 10:27 am
Wikipedia wrote: Cymothoa exigua, or the tongue-eating louse, is a parasitic isopod of the family Cymothoidae. This parasite enters fish through the gills, and then attaches itself to the fish's tongue [...] The parasite severs the blood vessels in the fish's tongue, causing the tongue to fall off. It then attaches itself to the stub of what was once its tongue and becomes the fish's new tongue.
GOD. FUCKING. DAMB.

He did not make this up. It's real.

And that's not all -

" If there is no female present, within a pair of two males, one male can turn into a female after it grows to 10 millimetres (0.4 in) in length"

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Hugh wrote:
Sun Dec 09, 2018 11:56 pm
Nausea wrote:
Sat Nov 03, 2018 10:27 am
Wikipedia wrote: Cymothoa exigua, or the tongue-eating louse, is a parasitic isopod of the family Cymothoidae. This parasite enters fish through the gills, and then attaches itself to the fish's tongue [...] The parasite severs the blood vessels in the fish's tongue, causing the tongue to fall off. It then attaches itself to the stub of what was once its tongue and becomes the fish's new tongue.
GOD. FUCKING. DAMB.

He did not make this up. It's real.

And that's not all -

" If there is no female present, within a pair of two males, one male can turn into a female after it grows to 10 millimetres (0.4 in) in length"
He did in fact make up the whole thing. Because he is half man half isopod.
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Hey girl, I wanna be your cymothoa exigua and makeout with ourselves.
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Nausea wrote:
Thu Dec 13, 2018 3:33 pm
Hey girl, I wanna be your cymothoa exigua and makeout with ourselves.
It must be tough trying to decide which public restroom to use.
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Badfellow wrote:
Fri Dec 14, 2018 9:16 am
Nausea wrote:
Thu Dec 13, 2018 3:33 pm
Hey girl, I wanna be your cymothoa exigua and makeout with ourselves.
It must be tough trying to decide which public restroom to use.
Umm it's quite clear the Isopod restroom.
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^^^ I don`t know about you guys, but this question burdened me for months now


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Fun facts about the world's largest Shitcicle:


*It's made from turds.

*Despite being threatened by global warming, the permashit layer of the Shitcicle remains frozen year round.

*Every year, over 50,000 tourists visit the Shitcicle and attached Interprative Center. For some reason most of them are Germans.

*The Shitcicle was originally the brainchild of toilet paper magnate Shitford Turdington Sr. His wish was to build a lasting monument to his wife Astird who died tragically of hemorrhoidic fever.

*Every holiday season, it takes 72,000 lights and nearly a million feet of tinsil to decorate the Shitcicle. Christians, Jews, even crazy Muslims- all are welcome to join hands and make merry around the yuletide feces!

*The world's second largest Shitcicle in Novosibirsk, Russia collapsed on August 25, 2012, killing 6 people and injuring dozens more. An official investigation found the cause to be a lack of structural integrity due to "loose stools" effected by local black market vodka.

You will be required to sign a waiver relinquishing all of your legal, human and property rights before visiting the Shitcicle. No pets or photography allowed.
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I can attest, hemorrhoidic fever is no joke. But it`s nothing black market vodka can`t fix either
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You forgot the other biggest tradition. The Blarney Shitcicle is a block of Carboniferous turdstone built into the base of the Shitcicle. According to legend, kissing the stone endows the kisser with the gift of the gab and horrific breath.
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Patchez wrote:
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You forgot the other biggest tradition. The Blarney Shitcicle is a block of Carboniferous turdstone built into the base of the Shitcicle. According to legend, kissing the stone endows the kisser with the gift of the gab and horrific breath.
I`m pretty sure in the necromonicon there was a chapter about it
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I watch a lot of Food Network type stuff. From numerous sources and celebrity chefs, evidently it's a legit thing that cheese and fish do not go together. Ever. I even asked a few of you on Skype your thoughts on this and everyone looked puzzled trying to think about if it is a thing or not.

I guess cheese and seafood combinations is allowed because of course there's shrimp Alfredo pastas and Asian style crab wontons / Rangoon. But then there's also anchovies on pizza (so not a fan) and if you're German, the horrific tuna fish pizza. So fish on a pizza technically is a thing. But if you really stop and think about it, fish and cheese are never together under any other circumstances. The only thing I can come up with is the legendary McDonald's filet o' fish and the delicious Texas toast tuna melt I used to get from a cafe.

It's just a useless yet interesting observation. Curious if you drunkards have any thoughts and opinions on this? I guess there's a reason why I've never seen a greasy American cheese slice on top of a lovely filet of salmon. Haha. Ew.
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Outside of the occassional tuna melt cheese and fish don't work at all. Which is a little odd cause cheese, of some type, kinda goes with everything.
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Tuna mac n cheese and the above mentioned are the only instances I am aware of.
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^^^^ somehow I forgot about tuna casserole/tna mac and cheese.
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