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Nausea
Hooching Like Hemingway
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by Nausea » Wed Oct 27, 2021 4:30 pm
scream ale wrote: ↑ Wed Oct 27, 2021 4:27 pm
Who comes up with this shit?
I could do it:
Jenny is driving a forklift, and is on her period, but forgot to put a tampon in.
Do you report this to your boss or let her drive the forklift without a tampon?
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
Nausea
Hooching Like Hemingway
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by Nausea » Wed Oct 27, 2021 5:04 pm
There is a square with a black dot in its center. Once gravity is applied, the black dot falls straight down, then rolls into one of the corners, then the square does an elliptical transformation. The now-ellipsis does a 90 degree clockwise transformation, and gravity is removed. Where is the black dot now?
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
scream ale
Drinking Like W.C.
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by scream ale » Wed Oct 27, 2021 5:44 pm
Nausea wrote: ↑ Wed Oct 27, 2021 5:04 pm
Where is the black dot now?
Standing on the loading dock staring off in to space while trying to make it to quitting time without actually quitting.
Badfellow
Juicing Like Jackie
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by Badfellow » Wed Oct 27, 2021 5:47 pm
Imagine a spinning cube.
Nausea wrote: ↑ Wed Oct 27, 2021 5:04 pm
There is a square with a black dot in its center. Once gravity is applied, the black dot falls straight down, then rolls into one of the corners, then the square does an elliptical transformation. The now-ellipsis does a 90 degree clockwise transformation, and gravity is removed. Where is the black dot now?
Up your ass? Inside the Trapezoid of Terror? Orbiting the International Space Station?
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Badfellow
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by Badfellow » Wed Oct 27, 2021 5:48 pm
Standing on the dock of the bay,
Watching the black dot float away
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oettinger
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by oettinger » Fri Oct 29, 2021 3:09 pm
Dumbasses, there never was a black dot
Drink!
scream ale
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by scream ale » Fri Oct 29, 2021 4:51 pm
More like a black hole of nothingness
Nausea
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by Nausea » Fri Oct 29, 2021 5:17 pm
scream ale wrote: ↑ Fri Oct 29, 2021 4:51 pm
More like a black hole of nothingness
That's what my cardiologist diagnosed me with.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
scream ale
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by scream ale » Fri Oct 29, 2021 6:07 pm
My AC/DC cds skipping
oettinger
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by oettinger » Fri Oct 29, 2021 6:28 pm
Sorry Mr Scream, but we found a giant apple-sized black hole in the spot once inhabitated by your liver.
And it farts
Drink!
scream ale
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by scream ale » Fri Oct 29, 2021 7:07 pm
My liver farts like a champ and I'm damn proud of it.
oettinger
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by oettinger » Sat Oct 30, 2021 12:21 pm
That drinking day only contains 24 hours
Drink!
Nausea
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by Nausea » Sun Dec 05, 2021 6:37 pm
This being dark by 5:30 business needs to stop. It's intervening with my drinking mojo. I'm throttling up, when really I'm still on pace.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
scream ale
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by scream ale » Sun Dec 05, 2021 6:55 pm
^^^ Haven't even hit the solstice yet
oettinger
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by oettinger » Sun Dec 19, 2021 2:06 pm
Overeating and falling asleep from it
Drink!