Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em

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I've never seen a burger look so poor yet also sound so great in it's description.
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I can't get around the tomato sauce on the PizzaMac. Tomatoes on a burger - yay. Ketchup on a burger - yay. But tomato sauce? Nope. I'd skip on this and just get the Big Mac like I always do.
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"Between two thick slices of white bread, you'll find a generous filling of diced beef in a tangy tomato and herb sauce, layered with cooked pasta sheets and finished with a creamy cheddar, ricotta and mayonnaise dressing."

You can find this delectable Lasagna Sandwich from UK Tesco grocery stores.

Yay or nay?


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Even though I usually do have a thick slice of Italian bread with lasagna making a sammich out of it just doesn't work for me. The mayo doesn't do anything for me either.

Those wacky Englishmen will make anything into a sammich. And sell it for under three pounds.

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I've made spaghetti sammies before so yeah, I'd take a run at this.
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It looks like a lot of bread with lasagna jam in between
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I mean, it doesn't seem BAD.

Just unnecessary. Lasagna is perfectly fine on its own. Ask Garfield.
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Nausea wrote:
Fri Mar 18, 2022 1:16 pm
I mean, it doesn't seem BAD.

Just unnecessary. Lasagna is perfectly fine on its own. Ask Garfield.
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We can all thank Burger King Malaysia for this one. Next time you're dinging around Kuala Lumpur, why not pick up a few?

The Chocolate Melt Beefacon is a burger stacked with two flame-grilled beef patties drizzled in chocolate sauce, crispy-fried onions, Beefacon (Burger King’s beef bacon), American cheese and mayo laid over a toasted sesame seed bun.

The Chocolate Melt Crispy Chick’N Crisp takes two crispy chicken patties topped with chocolate sauce packed together with crispy onions, chicken bacon and American cheese on a toasted sesame seed bun.

Yay or effin' Nay? Or better yet, you have to pick one...which one will it be???
(BK has plant based burgers too so we'll throw in a chocolate plant option).


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What no vanilla option?


Well gimme the beef one
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Was that a child's idea?

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From a grown up drunk with a coco fetish I thought
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If I had to choose, it would be the chocolate chicken sand. The rationale behind it was the fact that there's chicken and waffles. Usually there's a sweet sauce like a syrup or jelly involved, which makes me think the chicken is a better choice for chocolate sauce. But really it all sounds downright heinous. Epic fail, Malaysia.
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scream ale wrote:
Sun Mar 27, 2022 6:54 am
Was that a child's idea?
For real. Although even as a child, I still think I would have thought it was the worst possible sauce I would ever want on a burger.

I know ScAle is gonna disagree, but to be fair, I thought mayonnaise on burgers would be disgusting too. But the German version of Royale with cheese -the Royal TS burger (tomato, lettuce, cheese, and mayo)- is pretty delicious and a nice change from the typical pickles, K & M. But chocolate? Nope.


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She`s right
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