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Re: How do you do it?

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Dear Booze wrote:
Thu Nov 11, 2021 8:33 pm
Savage wrote:
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When my parents married, in the nineteen-fifties, they received a Waring blender. It was the trendy gift of the year. My mother used it to make malts and to whomp up the only alcoholic drink I ever saw her imbibe aside from an occasional beer when we ate deli. Which was a grasshopper. Vanilla ice cream, green creme de menthe, white creme de cacao, ice. When Her mom and dad married, they received an electric toaster, as that was the hot wedding gift of 1929. Toast! At your breakfast table! Hot and ready to butter, unlike those bizarre twits in England, who let their toasted bread languish in silver racks until it is cold enough to smear cold butter on it.

I forget where I was going with this. I think it had something to do with bourbon.
So, what did you and Grumpy get? A microwave, perhaps?
A washing machine.
And their grandkids will receive:
Starter cables for their brand new Tesla
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Re: If you are an old married person

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well hon we have an officially legalized friendship.

The only way we can fuck this up is by adopting a half asian or getting another Barkspitz
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Re: How do you do it?

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oettinger wrote:
Sat Nov 13, 2021 4:50 pm
Dear Booze wrote:
Thu Nov 11, 2021 8:33 pm
Savage wrote:
Thu Nov 11, 2021 4:47 pm
When my parents married, in the nineteen-fifties, they received a Waring blender. It was the trendy gift of the year. My mother used it to make malts and to whomp up the only alcoholic drink I ever saw her imbibe aside from an occasional beer when we ate deli. Which was a grasshopper. Vanilla ice cream, green creme de menthe, white creme de cacao, ice. When Her mom and dad married, they received an electric toaster, as that was the hot wedding gift of 1929. Toast! At your breakfast table! Hot and ready to butter, unlike those bizarre twits in England, who let their toasted bread languish in silver racks until it is cold enough to smear cold butter on it.

I forget where I was going with this. I think it had something to do with bourbon.
So, what did you and Grumpy get? A microwave, perhaps?
A washing machine.
And their grandkids will receive:
Starter cables for their brand new Tesla
Cheap toaster. Cheap mixer. Nice blanket. Cheap coffee maker. Expensive coffee maker. Some nice pots and pans. Some pink goblets.
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Any ladies here married to an old man?

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Oh my. It is only eleven something, but the old man has been dozing off since seven something. So now he comes out, naked and giblets a jangling, and shouts at me about coming to bed. Oh my goodness. If I were to go to bed now, I would be treated to a chorus of pig grunts and sorts. Note: Old men make a lot of noise. And they are grumpy.
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Things your SO doesn't understand about you

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Why I love to read
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Oh, god so much

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Re: Things your SO doesn't understand about you

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My wife doesn’t understand my beanie baby collecting. She’s embarrassed about it and puts them all away when we have company over.

It’s been a source of turmoil in our relationship, especially when it comes to how much I spend at the auction house. But I’m the one earning the money so I say how it goes.
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Re: Things your SO doesn't understand about you

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Nausea wrote:
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My wife doesn’t understand my beanie baby collecting. She’s embarrassed about it and puts them all away when we have company over.

It’s been a source of turmoil in our relationship, especially when it comes to how much I spend at the auction house. But I’m the one earning the money so I say how it goes.
First off, your wife is a cat. A very fluffy cat.

Second, it’s a nude Japanese manga beanie baby collection. You find the right Johnny Katsu to buy that shit, and as a proud jobless slob you can bankroll your WT101 predilections well into the year 2023. Or if you start drinking Gran Legacy, 2025.

Third, wives should always be plural. As in “I have 5 wives but I don’t listen to any of them". Okay, that’s not entirely true. My significant other is a bong. Her name is Brunhilde.
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Re: Things your SO doesn't understand about you

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What’s your favorite nude Japanese manga beanie baby?

I have a limited edition Princess Wolf Rocket Tits from 1995 with the tag still attached. Pudhammer Panda Samurai is pretty awesome too. We’re having a get together at the Airport Marriott in Cleveland next month if you’re not busy or employed.
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Re: Things your SO doesn't understand about you

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Seymouramy Leauxque Teighnt
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Re: Things your SO doesn't understand about you

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Savage wrote:
Sun May 29, 2022 2:05 am
Why I love to read
I think oett doesn't understand...
why I'm so sensitive (he's German which doesn't help)
how I like sushi (bring on the raw stuff!)
how I don't always have to constantly be actively doing something (like he does)
why I sorta dislike one of our cats (the cat's a homicidal maniac)
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Re: Relationships and Marriage etc.

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Farts are the great equalizer of any marriage.
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Re: Relationships and Marriage etc.

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I understand AD just fine
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Re: Relationships and Marriage etc.

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^^^I`d actually switch married and divorced
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