Official Bono & U2 haters thread

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You really don’t get a full appreciation for how much U2 sucks a big pair of hairy nards until you listen to some of their live music, or that is to say music without any studio support whatsoever.

Live at Red Rocks, for example, a glorified garage band performance high on diet cola and it’s own smug sense of Irish outrage. Or that random shit off Rattle n’ Cum… dollar store pop for dumbasses who paid upwards of $200 a ticket back in 1989. The Ramones could make better music with two kazoos and a rubber band.

Just your regular dose of U2 hate here. Hope you all have a spectacular, U2-free holiday weekend.
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Today we gonna talk about abortion.

When it comes to U2 I'm pro-abortion even sixty years after birth...

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All joking aside...every time I go to the flea market I see many U2 CDs. They always remind of all you die-hard U2 fans.

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scream ale wrote:
Thu Jun 30, 2022 3:52 pm
All joking aside...every time I go to the flea market I see many U2 CDs. They always remind of all you die-hard U2 fans.
Weren`t you the one selling all those Bon Jovi rarities?
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Bono always seemed to have a really big heart to me.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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And here we have a man who is deeply moved by the apocalyptic combo of Bono and cheap whiskey.

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oettinger wrote:
Sun Jul 03, 2022 2:22 pm
scream ale wrote:
Thu Jun 30, 2022 3:52 pm
All joking aside...every time I go to the flea market I see many U2 CDs. They always remind of all you die-hard U2 fans.
Weren`t you the one selling all those Bon Jovi rarities?
Where is this flea market? I must go there and pick up those U2 CDs. They will make great Christmas presents for all you drunkards.

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