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Bad corks on expensive whiskey bottles.
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Nausea wrote:
Tue Nov 15, 2022 7:21 pm
Bad corks on expensive whiskey bottles.
Absolutely unacceptable. High dollar hooch should be above this sort of penny pinching nonsense. The middle management twat that saves the company a few thou a year by sourcing cheaper components ends up doing more damage to the company's bottom line. Reputation is everything. I get mor than one shitty cork from a distiller and I give serious pause to buying anything from them again.
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All that shit should be transitioned to synthetic corks by now. Real cork has always been temperamental at best. I’ve been severely disappointed by cork failures in my life, 25 year old barleywines and the like gone to waste.
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My cigarette stops burning while I post
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^^^ sometimes we must choose between the internet and smoking. Life is unfair.

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Life presents us with many options.

For instance, you could either jack off to midget porn or knit a sweater for your dog -- it's totally up to you.
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Nausea wrote:
Sun Nov 20, 2022 5:01 pm
Life presents us with many options.

For instance, you could either jack off to midget porn or knit a sweater for your dog -- it's totally up to you.
One thing is totally difficult and the other isn`t
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Given the choice it's midget porn every time. Every time.
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Midget porn does not even belong in the "shit we hate" thread. Nobody hates midget porn.
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Badfellow wrote:
Wed Nov 16, 2022 2:15 pm
All that shit should be transitioned to synthetic corks by now. Real cork has always been temperamental at best. I’ve been severely disappointed by cork failures in my life, 25 year old barleywines and the like gone to waste.
Hear, Hear! I have lost magnificent wines from Margaux, Pomerol and other great regions because of bad cork.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Thu Nov 24, 2022 5:53 am
Nobody hates midget porn.
People that prefer their porn with very tall women are probably not fans of midget porn.

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scream ale wrote:
Thu Nov 24, 2022 6:09 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Thu Nov 24, 2022 5:53 am
Nobody hates midget porn.
People that prefer their porn with very tall women are probably not fans of midget porn.

I, being closer to a Tijuiana Mexican midget-porn-size versus a Heidi Klum Saigon-Whore Super-Top and Tall= German-Model type, prefer midget porn. But we can all agree to disagree.

Should we create a new thread for midget porn drunkards? Patchy?!?! (Patchez has midget stripper pics on here somewhere. Bridget the Midget.) Is a midget porn thread considered offensive or sexy? Whiskeyprick, can you make a poll for us to vote on this since you are talented at that?

(Whiskeyprick attempting to create a MDM poll)

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The whole thing is offending me in the sexiest way possible.

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I tried to make a poll but failed.

editor's note: I prefer little people porn over guys jacking off on Barbie dolls.
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whiskeyprick wrote:
Mon Nov 28, 2022 9:49 pm
I tried to make a poll but failed.

editor's note: I prefer little people porn over guys jacking off on Barbie dolls.
Me too. Clearly Patchez does as well.
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