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whiskeyprick wrote:
Mon Nov 28, 2022 9:49 pm
I tried to make a poll but failed.

editor's note: I prefer little people porn over guys jacking off on Barbie dolls.
WP, I think you have to create a new thread to offer a poll but go for it if you got a good one. However, feel free to just give us some multiple choice questions in any thread and hopefully us fellow drunkards are capable of picking an answer.

Prime example: Who's hottest of the following Jennifers?

A. Jennifer Aniston
B. Jennifer Connelly
C. J-Lo
D. Jennifer Love Hewitt

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E. Jennifer Noneoftheabove

She's hot shit.

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I heard that JL Hewett likes to "bedazzle" her vagina by putting little rhinestones on it.
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D. JLH is the one I most wanna see nekked.
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Women who were given the birth name of Jennifer and proceed to be identified as Jen.

Fuck you. I’m Jason. Call me "Jas" and not only are you lazy, but we’re gonna dance. And by dance, I mean violence. And by violence, I mean let’s sit down and have another drink. You’re buying. And if need be, I have a fatty J to smoke. With you. If you wish.

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Electric cars
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Pickup trucks and boneheads at the wheel.

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scream ale wrote:
Sat Dec 10, 2022 9:49 pm
boneheads at the wheel.
AD always jokes "this would`ve been an accident in america"
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When people text you to "see if you got home okay."

Nope, I set myself on fire and drove my car into a wall.
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Just wanted to check if you really crashed and burned
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They just want to be sure the scotch made it home safely.

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Nausea wrote:
Fri Jan 06, 2023 1:15 pm
When people text you to "see if you got home okay."

Nope, I set myself on fire and drove my car into a wall.
Similarly, I hate it when people say "safe travels". Gee thanks. It's like saying "Hopefully your plane doesn't crash."
I prefer "Happy travels" because that makes me think of being drunk and having fun along my journey.
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On a side note: Someone should make a hate mega-list of all the stuff posted in here. I would love that, but I`d hate to do it myself
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I would hate it if you did that, but love to give you a colonoscopy. Don't worry about the stacheldraht.
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Nausea wrote:
Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:59 pm
stacheldraht.
Dental floss? Take some more german lessons Naughtiya
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