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Google Chrome bullying me into upgrading to Windows 10.
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When the phlebotomist misses your vein the first time. Leaves a nice bruise.

Can't they just hire heroin addicts?
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Nausea wrote:
Thu Jan 26, 2023 2:23 pm
When the phlebotomist misses your vein the first time. Leaves a nice bruise.

Can't they just hire heroin addicts?
Yeah that's fun. I had blood drawn so much in one of my stays in the hospital that they had to call in a vein specialist to find a vein. I think I was sucked dry.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Tue Jan 31, 2023 11:24 am
I think I was sucked dry.[/color]
I think I had that happen in a Cuban sugarcane field with a Cuban hooker. Or was it Castro's wife?
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Typing on a German keyboard. I can't find shit and don't know how to use the shift, function, and control keys anymore because a lot of keys are all switched around. Like the colon and semi-colon key for example is one of the German umlauts. (Ä, Ö, and Ü.) Apples = Äpfel.
And it was impossible for me to find the equals sign just now. I come from the Apple IIC days. I'm too old to learn.
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Patchez wrote:
Tue Jan 31, 2023 3:07 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Tue Jan 31, 2023 11:24 am
I think I was sucked dry.[/color]
I think I had that happen in a Cuban sugarcane field with a Cuban hooker. Or was it Castro's wife?
Is there really a difference?
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Tucking in part of a shirt or sweater. Not the whole thing. Just the hipster part of it.

Who comes up with this shit?
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Badfellow wrote:
Wed Feb 01, 2023 11:47 am
Patchez wrote:
Tue Jan 31, 2023 3:07 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Tue Jan 31, 2023 11:24 am
I think I was sucked dry.[/color]
I think I had that happen in a Cuban sugarcane field with a Cuban hooker. Or was it Castro's wife?
Is there really a difference?
Genetic or price difference?
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Badfellow wrote:
Wed Feb 01, 2023 11:48 am
Tucking in part of a shirt or sweater. Not the whole thing. Just the hipster part of it.

Who comes up with this shit?
Isn't that called a "French tuck"? That might explain a lot.
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Umlauts.

I used to think they were cool. Even exotic in their dorky, European sort of way. Now they’re just unnecessary dots fucking with my vowel pronunciations.

Sorry, don’t mean to sound like an åsshole or ænything.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Wed Feb 01, 2023 3:31 pm
Badfellow wrote:
Wed Feb 01, 2023 11:48 am
Tucking in part of a shirt or sweater. Not the whole thing. Just the hipster part of it.

Who comes up with this shit?
Isn't that called a "French tuck"? That might explain a lot.
I think Robby Bobby does that with his wife-beater.
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Badfellow wrote:
Wed Feb 01, 2023 6:50 pm
Umlauts.

I used to think they were cool. Even exotic in their dorky, European sort of way. Now they’re just unnecessary dots fucking with my vowel pronunciations.

Sorry, don’t mean to sound like an åsshole or ænything.
Yeah nein, from an English speaking standpoint, the umlauts just complicate everything. Most of the time, an umlaut suddenly appears when it's a plural reference and all these rigid German rules apply (Am I allowed to say that without being called the N word?). For example: If I'm talking about my brother it's

mein Bruder

But if I'm talkin' about my brothers - plural - it's

Brüder with the umlaut.

Ain't no English speakers ever gunna get it. I'm tryin' my best. Drinking helps.
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I hate that I like the movie "Dirty Dancing". And the fact that I find Swayze sexy in it.

I hate that I like Flo-Rida's "Welcome to my house" song.

I also hate lentils. Probably said that before. And Circus Peanuts. And raisins.

I hate that I supported Dear Booze while he was campaigning for "Town/City Manager" in the town of Cloverdorff, CA, all the while undisclosed to me, he was burying hooker corpses in the Death Valley. I could have helped him dispose the bodies better where they will never be found, being a "detective" and all. Just bury them uphill. Cops are too lazy to look up there. Us overweight law enforcement types will never walk up there, unlike the behemoth strength of serial killers who have the energy to not only torture, murder, and carry a body uphill, but in addition, dig a grave and bury a corpse- which is a lot of work I assume.

Follow #ADetective on Twitter or whatever platform on how to commit crimes and yet, go unscathed from the law.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Thu Feb 09, 2023 9:47 am
I hate that I like the movie "Dirty Dancing". And the fact that I find Swayze sexy in it.

I hate that I like Flo-Rida's "Welcome to my house" song.

I also hate lentils. Probably said that before. And Circus Peanuts. And raisins.

I hate that I supported Dear Booze while he was campaigning for "Town/City Manager" in the town of Cloverdorff, CA, all the while undisclosed to me, he was burying hooker corpses in the Death Valley. I could have helped him dispose the bodies better where they will never be found, being a "detective" and all. Just bury them uphill. Cops are too lazy to look up there. Us overweight law enforcement types will never walk up there, unlike the behemoth strength of serial killers who have the energy to not only torture, murder, and carry a body uphill, but in addition, dig a grave and bury a corpse- which is a lot of work I assume.

Follow #ADetective on Twitter or whatever platform on how to commit crimes and yet, go unscathed from the law.
Also remember to plant endangered plants over the gravesite so they can't dig it up.

Another trick is to fill the grave half way up then put a road killed animal in and finish filling the hole. The cadaver dogs will alert and they will dig till they find the animal then call it quits.
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Umm remind me to never piss off Patchez.
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