chef boyardee chicken alfredo

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Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo

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Drukards...I present the "Coral Reef Pie." Don't even know wtf it is but it allegedly has "tropical" pineapple so y'all throw that together and figure out the rest. Evidently it's meant for winter meals and elementary school lunches. Is it tuna?!

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^^^^ you've really outdone yourself showing off the fine German cuisine.

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Golden Circle gives me nasty porn movie vibes.

Thank god it was only a test bed citchen item and was never sold to innocent customers, right?
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Said nobody ever.

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Damn, why didn`t I come up with it
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Summer is here! It's time to break out some fresh new vintage recipes for your BBQ parties. Why not whip up this tasty dick-shaped Holiday Lobster Spread? Perfect for the 4th of July! It'll impress your friends!

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Nothing screams summer louder than cock shaped lobster. Good god.

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Don`t you like oliveeye-contact while you squezze a lemon on her battered burning body?
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scream ale wrote:
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god shaped cock.
Hey don`t be stupid, people are not allowed to imagine his private parts
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Salmon Crusties, yo! Doesn't that sound delectable?! Who can turn that down?!

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Nice, looks like my vomit from earlier today
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I could turn that down no problem.

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Salmon Crusties reminds me of an ex. I don't miss her.
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She left crusty deposits on Patchez' "Winklestein," as oettinger lovingly calls it.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
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Yikes! Looks like Dr. Zoidberg threw up something that wasn't kosher! Even looks like its frowning.

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Said nobody ever.

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