Shit we hate:

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Judgmental bartenders. Some examples:

"Wow that beer must have had a hole in it."

"Are you on a mission?"
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AI everything
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Leaking blenders. So dumb
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oettinger wrote:
Sun Sep 01, 2024 6:53 am
Leaking bladders. So dumb
Fixed it for ya.
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These

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They should make little candy middle fingers that say 'Get Fucked' and 'Eat Shit'. You could at least laugh while eating pieces of chalk candy.

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^^^ I think they used to call those "ecstasy"
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When people do any of the following in a photo:

Take selfies in the mirror/multiple mirrors
Stick their tongue out
Raise the middle finger-especially in a group photo
Doing a peace sign
Doing the Goat hand sign (even though I do it..and also the Shaka)
Doing the Goat and sticking tongue out at the same time
The Duck Face (pursed lips)
Taking a pic of their feet crossed at the beach, pool, or bath tub
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I will continue to flip the bird in photos. Sorry, not sorry.
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Patchez wrote:
Fri Oct 11, 2024 9:35 am
I will continue to flip the bird in photos. Sorry, not sorry.
Yep and I will continue to do the Goat, hehe.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri Oct 11, 2024 6:57 am
When people do any of the following in a photo:

Take selfies in the mirror/multiple mirrors
Stick their tongue out
Raise the middle finger-especially in a group photo
Doing a peace sign
Doing the Goat hand sign (even though I do it..and also the Shaka)
Doing the Goat and sticking tongue out at the same time
The Duck Face (pursed lips)
Taking a pic of their feet crossed at the beach, pool, or bath tub
Took me a minute to realize what your definition of "the goat" is. Here's what I thought it was: https://youtu.be/RddW8ky0I3Q?si=6phlTrPFTwA_WRgb
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Dear Booze wrote:
Fri Oct 11, 2024 12:37 pm
Took me a minute to realize what your definition of "the goat" is. Here's what I thought it was: https://youtu.be/RddW8ky0I3Q?si=6phlTrPFTwA_WRgb
HAHA! Love that movie but no, that type of "behind" goat I don't mind. Actually it should go to the "Shit We Love" thread.
And when I said I did the Goat, it wasn't that one...just to be clear.
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Freshman year one of my friend's roommates would regularly surprise him upon entry into the dorm with "the goat."

This dude would also sit there and practice his thrusting for sex on his bed while we were just hanging out.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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^^^ sounds like Oldsmartskunk
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Nausea wrote:
Mon Oct 14, 2024 6:50 pm
Freshman year one of my friend's roommates would regularly surprise him upon entry into the dorm with "the goat."

This dude would also sit there and practice his thrusting for sex on his bed while we were just hanging out.
WOW that's...that's...just wow. If I knew that a dude practiced "thrusting" I would so not date him.
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