Shit we love:

[Nausea]

Taylor Swift's new black metal album.

[Badfellow]

Taylor Swift can go get punched in the pooter.

[Artful Drunktective]

Taylor Swift can go get punched in the pooter.

Vehemently disagree. She donates millions of her self-made dollars to good causes. Not even people like MUSK-rat nor our Presidents (PLURAL so don't get your panties in a wad, MAGA peeps) have done so much for our country with their own money.

Choke on this, Badfellow, since evidently you're choking on a lot of stuff these days:

October 2011: Donates $70,000 in books to her hometown library
September 2012: Ronan: Swift pledged all of her proceeds from the Ronan track to cancer charities.
January 2015: Offers a lucky fan some help paying for student loans
February 2015: Gives $50,000 in song proceeds to NYC schools
September 2015: Gives “Wildest Dreams” video proceeds to animal foundation
February 2016: Supports Kesha with $250,000
August 2016: Gives donation in thanks to doctors who saved Jaime King’s son’s life
August 2016: Pledges $1 million to Louisiana flood relief
August 2017: Donates to Joyful Heart Foundation for survivors of sexual assault
September 2017: Gives Hurricane Harvey survivors a helping hand
April 2018: Thanked by RAINN for donation during Sexual Assault Awareness Month
July 2018: Donates Reputation tour tickets to mourning Massachusetts police departments
October 2018: Meets boy with autism she donated $10,000 to for a service dog
September 2019: Donates $10,000 to help fan battling cancer cover medical bills
March 2020: Donates $1M to Nashville tornado relief efforts
March 2020: Quietly donates to fans amid coronavirus crisis
June 2020: Sends $1,300 to Minneapolis fundraiser
August 2020: Helps out an aspiring math student with $30,000 to a GoFundMe college fund campaign
December 2020: Donates rent help
December 2020: Donates to Ohio food bank
March 2021: Donates $50,000 to mother of five whose husband died of COVID-19
December 2022: Supports pet rescue foundation
March 2023: Gives back to food banks on Eras Tour route
August 2023: Awards employees super-sized bonuses
November 2023: Supports the Mahomies Foundation
December 2023: Donates $1 million to Tennessee tornado relief
February 2024: Gives $100K to GoFundMe for Chiefs Parade Shooting Victim’s Family
October 2024: Donates $5 million to hurricane relief
December 2024: Season of giving : Swift spent at least an hour meeting children and fans on the hematology and oncology floors of Children’s Mercy Hospital. Swift continued in the spirit of giving, donating $250,000
January 2025: Donates to L.A. wildfire relief
https://www.billboard.com/lists/taylor- ... re-relief/

More people aka BILLIONAIRES for example should be like Taylor Swift

[Artful Drunktective]

Banana lumpia / turon

Trash can nachos

Persian cats

Ugg boots

Hawaiian shave ice

Trader Joe's products

Chicken katsu

Halo-halo

Snow days

Babish aka Andrew Rea

[Patchez]

The Eagles!!

[Artful Drunktective]

The Eagles!!

Great job Eagles! You kicked the shit out of us and I'm not sad about it. Chiefs were starting to get a little Patriot-y.

[Badfellow]

February 2016: Supports Kesha with $250,000

To pay off the stripper loans and get her Mazda Miata out of the repo lot?

[Artful Drunktective]

February 2016: Supports Kesha with $250,000

To pay off the stripper loans and get her Mazda Miata out of the repo lot?

Gotta help a Ke$ha sistah out.

Taylor also helped you out at your mysterious weed fundraiser so don't forget that!
June 2020: Sends $1,300 to Minneapolis fundraiser.

[Nausea]

February 2025: Supports Nausea with casks of Scotch.

[Artful Drunktective]

To quote BF because I too agree...

Chicken In A Biskit (Crackers). Who knew dehydrated chickens could taste so good?

Cheese Danishes

Pembroke Corgis

Karens getting "instant karma" videos

Cinnamon sugar toast with butter

Dirty vodka martinis with olives of any kind (bleu cheese is the best of course)

Sleeping pills

Garlic Parmesan chicken wings

"Irish People Try" on YouTube trying all types of alcohol. Much respect...I could never do it!

[Nausea]

Karens getting "instant karma" videos

Absolutely.

Another thing that doesn't happen enough is when some speeding douchebag in a lifted truck gets immediately pulled over.

[Nausea]

Cask strength whiskey.

[scream ale]

some speeding douchebag in a lifted truck gets immediately pulled over.

That would be quite a sight. I don't think I've ever seen a pick up truck pulled over.