THE CHASIST

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mistah willies wrote:The Lady is mine.
Well first of all, for any rock-dwellers, we'll get this out of the way.

The lady is a tramp. No, not that lady, the one the Oettinger had the Russian order for you. Don't try to deny it, I read it on Wikileaks.

"I frequently have to drink."

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Latoya likes this thread. Jackson approved! YES!!!!!
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oettinger wrote:Latoya likes this thread. Jackson approved! YES!!!!!
'scuse me. *shoulder tap* Yes, you. Do you work here? I'm looking for a vodka called Industrieboden Reinigungsflüssigkeit, do you know what shelf that's on?
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"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies

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Awww.

You guys saved the best one for last?

But let us sally forth.

Drinking awaits, and me gullet has not been well served by the galley, in them mosquito infested back woods of Maine.

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mistah willies wrote:Awww.

You guys saved the best one for last?

But let us sally forth.

Drinking awaits, and me gullet has not been well served by the galley, in them mosquito infested back woods of Maine.

TRINKEN!
Arrr, ARRRR! I be filling meself with Venezuelan rum, and ye be a pin-cushion for tiny, blood-sucking insects. You'll need to replenish lost blood with Ethyl! Here's a sack of plundered Spanish doubloons as your fair share of the loot and booty!

DRINK³
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"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies

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DRANK!!!*




*It's purfle.
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Seriously, Willies. I heard yah was off in the woods tahday teachin yah kid howtah play five fingah fillet with the chainsah.
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Badfellow wrote:Seriously, Willies. I heard yah was off in the woods tahday teachin yah kid howtah play five fingah fillet with the chainsah.
Ayuh

I know ye to be a woodsman, so when my boy went at the last one standing, he notched it down below the first notch, in the leaning side!

Yup, had to use a come-along.


Called it a day, but broke some straps. No one lost an eye, Aye

How ya been, Admiral?

Calls for a chat. Grilling chicken now, then proper Martinis.

You up for a while?

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Badfellow wrote:DRANK!!!*
*It's purfle.
Purple Drank, never confuse it with grape drink or grape juice.
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"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow

"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies

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Should be up for a while, or at least until the 'ludes I lifted off Elvis kick in. He's still alive, ya know.
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As in, I purfle drank what?
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booznik wrote: Purple Drank, never confuse it with grape drink or grape juice.
And grape drink should never be confused with Grape Kool Aid.
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Badfellow wrote:Should be up for a while, or at least until the 'ludes I lifted off Elvis kick in. He's still alive, ya know.
Not Weird Al's version. Velvet Elvis

In Rum We Trust.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur

"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow

"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies

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And I'm going to have to trust that no Diplomatico was injured in the taking of those photographs.

Yar, willies. Did you know that early season lilac bark comes off in nice strips that make strong, durable bindings? While the semi-green wood is extremely strong and pliable to bending? Why, just this week I made a single engine aircraft using only a lilac bush, a rubber band, a wire coat hanger and a fifth of gin. Needless to say it crashed before I had the chance to take off.
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Badfellow wrote:
booznik wrote: Purple Drank, never confuse it with grape drink or grape juice.
And grape drink should never be confused with Grape Kool Aid.
That is proper headbanging material. DDS: Section 666.6
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur

"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow

"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies

"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo

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