Shit we hate:

[Artful Drunktective]

Overpriced beer and nacho cheese at the cinemas

They serve beer at your cinemas?

Right?!? I may actually go to the cinemas if that were the case here.

I wouldn't have to bring my flask anymore. HAA.

[oldsmartskunk]

Overrated vaginas

[Artful Drunktective]

Also hate overrated vagines.

Peanut Brittle

Ventriloquist dolls

Ventriloquists

Dolls in general

People who collect dolls

Talky Tina

Chucky

Bride of Chucky

[Dear Booze]

Also hate overrated vagines.

Peanut Brittle

Ventriloquist dolls

Ventriloquists

Dolls in general

People who collect dolls

Talky Tina

Chucky

Bride of Chucky

What do you think of Harpo Marx dolls?

[oettinger]

Drivers that don`t use their indicators, fucktards

[Artful Drunktective]

People at the grocery store who stand in the middle of the aisle with their shopping cart and don't step aside so you can't get by. Then I go to the next fking aisle and the same thing is happening.

[Artful Drunktective]

Also hate overrated vagines.

Peanut Brittle

Ventriloquist dolls

Ventriloquists

Dolls in general

People who collect dolls

Talky Tina

Chucky

Bride of Chucky

What do you think of Harpo Marx dolls?

I love Harpo Marx dolls. Who doesn't?

[RIPT2.0]

I hate being put on hold in an attempt to contact a "Customer Disservice" Representative. And that would not be so bad if they did NOT force me to wait for 20 minutes while listening to shitty music at MAX volume! And when somebody with a pulse finally comes on, I can barely hear them? WTF?

[Artful Drunktective]

The fking Hersey's Kisses Christmas commercial with the bells. Really? Still?

Really this shit still?

[oettinger]

I hate being put on hold in an attempt to contact a "Customer Disservice" Representative. And that would not be so bad if they did NOT force me to wait for 20 minutes while listening to shitty music at MAX volume! And when somebody with a pulse finally comes on, I can barely hear them? WTF?

I hear you, but I also charge 20 cents per second of listen

[Badfellow]

twitter

facebook

instagram

skynet

[Artful Drunktective]

Christmas shopping

The hemorrhaging of money from Christmas shopping

Shopping, in general

Gas grills

LARPers

Man vs. Food and eating competitions.

State Fairs

Cocktail sauce

Bay shrimp

When people would rather text you 17 times in a row instead of just calling.

When my dog witnesses all my drunken stupidity and when I can't remember what ensued, he refuses to tell me.

[oettinger]

Cheerleaders (are they clones?)
Timeout and Halftime shows in general

[oettinger]

The drunkard youtube series not being updated, same for the podcast. Podcast still says drinking with... wilson PART ONE!!!! Damnit

[oldsmartskunk]

Taking multi-layerer dump of poop-gas-poop caused by yesterdays chilli and beer