And you aren't the only ones getting Silence of the Lambs flashbacks...
THE CHASIST
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Palinka (RIP)
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Re: THE CHASIST
oettinger on his way back from the "Gas Station", to meet up with "Russian Buddy":
And you aren't the only ones getting Silence of the Lambs flashbacks...
And you aren't the only ones getting Silence of the Lambs flashbacks...
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Kindly listen to this, please.
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"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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Not bloody likely! Even your statues are pervy...oettinger wrote:...touche!
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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oettinger, in repose, at hovel; making posts...
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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What`s posted on drunkard stays on drunkard. Right?
I mean if this very above pic of mine will go viral and suddenly my sister contacts me about requiery number 23: Want to have shit on my drunken face, russian tool (sic) in hand.
What to answer?
Btw
Go on, later this night when W and B show up they will love this
I mean if this very above pic of mine will go viral and suddenly my sister contacts me about requiery number 23: Want to have shit on my drunken face, russian tool (sic) in hand.
What to answer?
Btw
Go on, later this night when W and B show up they will love this
Drink!
Re: THE CHASIST
Never ever drive, even undrunk. Dangerous!
The small black car is the casist, the truck head on is P., Special delivery.*
Slippery roads is hooch.
"Important, fishy mail, do not abort, headed to denver, co.
Healthy drinks required"
*We deliver everything to mariana trench sea level, that`s our promise. And we dive for proof, hiccup
Edit: graphic
The small black car is the casist, the truck head on is P., Special delivery.*
Slippery roads is hooch.
"Important, fishy mail, do not abort, headed to denver, co.
Healthy drinks required"
*We deliver everything to mariana trench sea level, that`s our promise. And we dive for proof, hiccup
Edit: graphic
Drink!
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Re: THE CHASIST
By abusing my moderator skills, only you will see this image, oettinger...
...everyone else will see a picture of a kitten in a martini glass (unless, of course, it also applies to them).
...everyone else will see a picture of a kitten in a martini glass (unless, of course, it also applies to them).
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Re: THE CHASIST
This is NOT Emma Watson, and I stand by it.Palinka wrote:By abusing my moderator skills, only you will see this image, oettinger...
...everyone else will see a picture of a kitten in a martini glass (unless, of course, it also applies to them).
It`s a dog in a daiquiri glass
Drink!
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Re: THE CHASIST
I'm getting a sloth in a claret jugPalinka wrote:By abusing my moderator skills, only you will see this image, oettinger...
...everyone else will see a picture of a kitten in a martini glass (unless, of course, it also applies to them).
are you sure you did that right?
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Re: THE CHASIST
No no no. "in boiling water he said"Mr. Viking wrote: I'm getting a sloth in a claret jug
are you sure you did that right?
Drink!
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Re: THE CHASIST
This is quickly turning into one of those threads were Q is going to show up randomly.
Yep, I was right.
¡Salud!
Yep, I was right.
¡Salud!
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Re: THE CHASIST
I call this piece "Green Alarm Clock After Ten O' Clock Through a Gin-Filled Shotglass".
It is available for purchase at an outrageously fashionable high price. All proceeds donated to the Memorial Fund.
You think it's easy creating art? Try convincing a camera to get as drunk as you are.
It is available for purchase at an outrageously fashionable high price. All proceeds donated to the Memorial Fund.
You think it's easy creating art? Try convincing a camera to get as drunk as you are.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
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Re: THE CHASIST
HA!oettinger wrote:Palinka reading a random page from THE CHASIST.
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heheheheee
Been at eht
the Kostas over in town, of this sialnd
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the bad sort of fellwo burned my ears tonight
now here.
What the hell is up wiht all the
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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Booznik,
for the broken shot watch I`ll give you this
this,
and when drunk enough maybe even this
I hope this Weird Al Rambo will help with your decision
But be sure to decide quickly, that old lady is taking all the goodies. The dead puppy is hers already.
Maybe Willies will chime in with a cut of branch in the last second also.
for the broken shot watch I`ll give you this
this,
and when drunk enough maybe even this
I hope this Weird Al Rambo will help with your decision
But be sure to decide quickly, that old lady is taking all the goodies. The dead puppy is hers already.
Maybe Willies will chime in with a cut of branch in the last second also.
Drink!