THE CHASIST

[mistah willies]

Indeed.

Quite a long discussion, thenk you veddy much ole chaps

and then that certain badfellow erupted the lines

and burned our ears with his

well, only one can talk in the manner of the likes of him.

He is our modern jebus


but we all sing quite badly when we are ducking frunk

that is what we do best. We drink till it's all gone

[booznik]

Well, laundry.


And it was you.
And you're still here.
Yup.

[mistah willies]

conviviality

that is French term for drinking like a Northern Land of Ire Viking

shpeaking liek a cali dude on the radio "Yes, I am listening and now drinking"

and then and honest injun passing out before a nother call

then tht badfellow casused ruin


Hell where are the germans in all this invasion of decency?

[booznik]

...shpeaking liek a cali dude on the radio...

I prefer to walk like an Egyptian.

The crocs will snap on your cig.

Slide your feet, bend your back, and all that.

Where's my Cadillac?

Call the cops and tell them to take me to the donut shop.

[mistah willies]

I think we drunk dialed S-

I think we drunk dialed NY Dingbat early this morning and she was very cool abiout it, but she had to speak in hushed tones due to some men snoozing below-stairs

Well, as quiet s a young Lady could be, what with that New Yawk accent and all

dude, you were wrecked

[booznik]

I think we drunk dialed S-

I think we drunk dialed NY Dingbat early this morning and she was very cool abiout it, but she had to speak in hushed tones due to some men snoozing below-stairs

Well, as quiet s a young Lady could be, what with that New Yawk accent and all

dude, you were wrecked

New Yawk to the max.

Yup.

[mistah willies]

She said, "Listen to me, boys, that FKR is so hawt, you would want to bang him, but that wouldn't make you gay."

I was like, "Well, no thank you, I'm strictly hetero, and betrothed to my Lady."

And she said,

she goes, "That's not what I'm saying! He's like, Brad Pitt hot! It would be OK to feel that way."


What a blast to talk to that hilarious, smaht chick


Holy sheeeit that was epic

[booznik]

Holy sheeeit that was epic

I can confirm everything this man says.

My third bullshot was emptied during that call.

[mistah willies]

That was two calls, two nights in a row...


Hmmm...

[Palinka (RIP)]

That was two calls, two nights in a row...Hmmm...

Wwwhhaaaaaaatt!

[mistah willies]

Duuuude!

Where the hell have you been in all this?

Lets' get this party started!

[Palinka (RIP)]

...Where the hell have you been in all this?..

I, and my A.S.S. colleagues, have been trying to hunt down a an egregious breach of A.S.S. Security.

I want everyone to check that their access to A.S.S. is well protected and there are no back-door entry points where S.Q.U.A.L.O.R. may be able to get in.

for further information, please contact Col. Sgt. B. Nik Fury (our "Back-Door Man" when it comes to A.S.S. security).

[booznik]

That was two calls, two nights in a row...Hmmm...

Wwwhhaaaaaaatt!

She threatened to ban me a total of three times. Or was it two? Or four. I can't remember.

Willies had to distract her with his weapons-grade conviviality.

There was draaaanking all around, her Ladyship included.

[mistah willies]

Yup. That first call was three ploughed Drunkards all saying, "what? wait" and all over the friggin road

and then the second one involved much laughter

Yeah, calls for a third

yup

[booznik]

Q: How many drinks could a Willies drink if a Willies could drink drinks?

A: All of them.