THE CHASIST

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mistah willies wrote:Work?

This is the night willies. Fuck the guy who has to get up in a few hours.

Never forget this eervermen


PROSIT!
Yes his reaction when looking in the mirror next morning is priceless. Same old joke all over but I still can`t stop laughing

Which leads me to asking the serious question: What are the perfect ingredients for that gummi bear juice?
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oettinger wrote: What are the perfect ingredients for that gummi bear juice?
Gummi Beartinger and some of that fancy, rich Californication we know as the distillation of Calibooznikification.


Starts with sips of the gin from the green bottle, and now, Yarrrr to the darrrrk rum


Who be afoot for the midweek drunkening?


(Edited to addd: Uuuurp)





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I`m in to mask my bad habits
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This woman is more badass than 90 percent of todays male population, people welcome, Joan Jett I love alcohol
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D.R., INC!

A subsidiary of the Willies Corporation.

Also incorporating Plastered U-Tube Comments, Ltd.

In joint venture with Oettinger Alkohol Eimer, GmbH.

Now forming a new partnership with Nick Booz, Esq. - Attorney at Gin, and Licensed Animated GIF Threadcrasher.
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Now that might be the end of the world! Dashboard
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oettinger wrote:Now that might be the end of the world! Dashboard
If the world ends, we'll be outta this place like a Bat Out of Hell. And on to the planet Vodak Nine.
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booznik wrote:
oettinger wrote:Now that might be the end of the world! Dashboard
If the world ends, we'll be outta this place like a Bat Out of Hell. And on to the planet Vodak Nine.
Wtf vodka???
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oettinger wrote:
booznik wrote:
oettinger wrote:Now that might be the end of the world! Dashboard
If the world ends, we'll be outta this place like a Bat Out of Hell. And on to the planet Vodak Nine.
Wtf vodka???
Marveling at that hits counter. You watched that 116 times? It had to be you.
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Damn got me, but who is that other sick freak?
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oettinger wrote:Damn got me, but who is that other sick freak?
That would be the Russian.

I have just been shown a top-secret comic of suspicious origin. Mein eyes! The horror! The drawing is very talented, though.

Reminds me of The Oatmeal. My favorite Oatmeal is probably The Grump.

Avast and shiver me livers, splice the mainbrace and set up the drinks tray on the port poop deck. It be Friday and the workday is slain!

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I got me a pernt to make, and

...awww damn

Now them 80's got ahold of this addled brainwreck


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and for you, young man booznik




The Lady is mine




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mistah willies wrote:and for you, young man booznik
I've got my shovel and I'm diggin' this.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur

"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow

"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies

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And repayment in kind.

Acceleration.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur

"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow

"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies

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