Nothing to do with alcohol, just an Alabammy family story

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 9:15 am

http://www.al.com/news/birminghamnews/i ... 698470.xml

massivedrunk · Post by **massivedrunk** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 9:21 am

that is funny shit

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 9:24 am

Cousin Joe Alan! Ain't he a caution?

Martini4TheLady · Post by **Martini4TheLady** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 10:01 am

I don't know what's worst, the wife who shot her husband 7 times in his feet a couple of years ago or this. The wife got upset about the Auburn-Alabama matchup. She was an Auburn fan, he rooted for Alabama. At some point, things weren't going well for her team and he started making wisecracks. She asked him to leave the room, he wouldn't. She pulled out the gun and the rest is in the annals of Alabama Football-Family History.

We are serious about our football!!

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 10:05 am

Lucky, will you be handling this case?

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 10:14 am

fdoosey wrote:Lucky, will you be handling this case?

No, but Savage is related to the father. I expect she'll keep us up-to-date on the proceedings.

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 3:14 pm

In elementary school, I knew of fathers who would beat their sons if they were on the losing side of a football game! That is some stupid shit!

thirsty4beer · Post by **thirsty4beer** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 3:16 pm

[quote="Frankennietzsche"]In elementary school, I knew of fathers who would beat their sons if they were on the losing side of a football game! That is some stupid shit![/quote]

shoulda' gave them some strong drink and a rousing motivational speech; followed by more strong drink :twisted:

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 3:42 pm

I think it was just another excuse to vent their frustration on their kids from the fact that their lives peaked in high school, and went down hill from there.

bottomsup · Post by **bottomsup** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 3:45 pm

that's fucked up!

I remember the one where the guy ws trying to watch the Mississippi game on TV. The local station didn't air ithe game that so he drove out to the staion and shot the guy working.

l8tr

Chelsea40oz · Post by **Chelsea40oz** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 10:28 pm

LuckyStrikes wrote:
fdoosey wrote:Lucky, will you be handling this case?
No, but Savage is related to the father. I expect she'll keep us up-to-date on the proceedings.

:( Really? I don't believe you.

Jimmy&Guinney · Post by **Jimmy&Guinney** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 11:45 pm

Shoud we outlaw guns, booze, football, or people from Alabama having kids? (Lucky is not a native.)

Chelsea40oz · Post by **Chelsea40oz** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 11:53 pm

Jimmy&Guinney wrote:Shoud we outlaw guns, booze, football, or people from Alabama having kids? (Lucky is not a native.)

And outlawing booze is not an option. I say, let natural selection take care of the rest of it.

Jimmy&Guinney · Post by **Jimmy&Guinney** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 11:57 pm

Chelsea40ozBondage! wrote:
Jimmy&Guinney wrote:Shoud we outlaw guns, booze, football, or people from Alabama having kids? (Lucky is not a native.)
And outlawing booze is not an option. I say, let natural selection take care of the rest of it.

Well, I'm very libertarian, so actually none of the above is an option as far as I'm concerned.

Chelsea40oz · Post by **Chelsea40oz** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 12:01 am

Maybe they'll all become feminists...