What to do tomorrow ?
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Re: What to do tomorrow ?
Make the kids cut the firewood, go to your buddy's and drink. Then promise to send the kids over to haul your shit in @10yrs or so.
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Re: What to do tomorrow ?
I learned to enjoy chopping wood and moving thingspeetie44 wrote:Make the kids cut the firewood, go to your buddy's and drink. Then promise to send the kids over to haul your shit in @10yrs or so.
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Re: What to do tomorrow ?
Sgt. HSA wrote:Keep in mind chasing a 5 and 7 year old around the boat show will easily be more tiring than running the chainsaw and the maul, or moving heavy stuff.
Everytime I see Sgt. HSA's avatar pic it makes me laugh my arse off.
Now, I voted on numba three, because I have lent so many tools and stuff (although no motors and trannies) to others.
I'd say: Make your neighbor bring back everything and force him to split your firewood while you sip your morning beverages from your lawnchair. Then go see your boat show with your kids.
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Re: What to do tomorrow ?
Make the kids do everything while you go to the show.
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Re: What to do tomorrow ?
I believe they'd be teens by now. Installing a lock on the liquor cabinet would be on the list.
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Re: What to do tomorrow ?
Hopefully he got his shit back by now...Judge wrote:I believe they'd be teens by now. Installing a lock on the liquor cabinet would be on the list.