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Best Porno

Debby Does Dallas
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44%
Deep Throat
4
44%
Candy Stripers
1
11%
 
Total votes: 9

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Levendis wrote:I still have a thing for Kay Parker....those MILF's get me every time.
Oh, indeed. Me too.
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Since I've been likened to the Caterpillar in "Alice in Wonderland" on another thread, I must say that I thought the porno version of that story was hilarious.
Anyone know what I'm referring to?

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Post by Bucko »

i voted for the first one. but a aint seen any of 'em. watching old porn is like watching old people fuck (its slow and sloppy).
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Bucko wrote:i voted for the first one. but a aint seen any of 'em. watching old porn is like watching old people fuck (its slow and sloppy).
Ahh, the hubris of youth.
No appreciation for the "classics".
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Post by danger awesome »

That pirates one isn't bad.

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Post by Rooster »

Stumbles von Helvete wrote:
Cocks in Frocks #34
HA! now thats amusing.

also, I've really wanted to see RePenetrator for a while now, anyone seen this? Any thoughts?
It's only one scene and it's not really that good.

I would say go with Joanna's Angels, which are really bad low-budget, high-cheese factor, porn with a plot, reminiscent of the 70's. Winkytiki just released one called Rebelle Rousers under the Vivid Alt label that is equally tongue-in-cheek hardcore.

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