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Debby Does Dallas
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44%
Deep Throat
4
44%
Candy Stripers
1
11%
 
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Post by Hangover Heartattack »

I cast my vote for Debby Does Dallas, what about you peoples?
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Post by UnkleLemmy »

Those are kinda old school for me.
I like my porn fresh and hairless.

But Deep Throat makes me giggle so I picked that.
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Post by Palmwine Drunkard »

Not to be a contrarian again, but...

For Old School porn, what about "The Devil in Miss Jones" (1973)?

Truly weird.

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Post by Hangover Heartattack »

i never really like devil in miss jones i tried watching it at varrying levels of drunkenness...jsut didnt amuse me...but Ive been told the sequels to deep throat & candsy stripers are terrific.
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Post by ***** »

Debbie Does Dallas has the best music. And the message is so uplifting!
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Post by Hangover Heartattack »

True debby has great music and a great message, but the theme from candy stripers is so catchy, its rediculous.
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Post by UnkleLemmy »

Come on people. The scene where the doctor finds out that her clitis in the back of her throat is priceless. Comic gold!
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Post by Hangover Heartattack »

true, Deep Throat does have the best plot of any of them
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Post by Oggar »

This is strange. Is Lemmy arguing with himself?
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Post by Hangover Heartattack »

"arguing? who's arguing?"
"hey! I'm not done with you yet"
"quiet"
"don't tell me to be quiet"
"leave me alone"
"thats it, lets go out back and settle this"
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Post by Bender! »

Cocks in Frocks #34
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Post by Saturn »

The Sex Trek series is hilarious.
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Post by Hangover Heartattack »

Cocks in Frocks #34
HA! now thats amusing.

also, I've really wanted to see RePenetrator for a while now, anyone seen this? Any thoughts?
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Post by Levendis »

I still have a thing for Kay Parker....those MILF's get me every time.
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