Beards?
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- King Cockeyed
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Beards?
Are they awesome?
Earlie Cuyler: Allow me to explain the contamination process. Pine cones go in here, party liquors comes out here and proceed to here.
[points to mouth]
Earlie Cuyler: Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated.
[points to mouth]
Earlie Cuyler: Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated.
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i look awesome with a beard. currently growing one and it is coming in quite nicely. this it what it will look like...
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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Don't...I really mean it.Rooster wrote:Burt Reynolds Stach.
I might actually try to grow one myself, although it'll likely turn out really, really bad.
Unless you can live up in the mountains for about two years....even then it'd be scraggly.....and likely infested with vermin.
Proverbs 31:6&7
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
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"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
A guy always has a beard. It's a matter of whether he keeps it shaved back.
Back when men were men, gas was 89 cents a gallon, and the snow lay on the ground from October till May, I'd grow a beard over the winter and leave the stache over summer. I haven't worn a winter coat in 5 years or grown my beard in 4.
Back when men were men, gas was 89 cents a gallon, and the snow lay on the ground from October till May, I'd grow a beard over the winter and leave the stache over summer. I haven't worn a winter coat in 5 years or grown my beard in 4.
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