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Post by Fred O'Lisby »

Are they awesome?
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Post by BeerMakesMeSmart »

I know Mayhem hs a beard. He has a gotee, too.
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Post by Rooster »

Burt Reynolds Stach.

I might actually try to grow one myself, although it'll likely turn out really, really bad.

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Post by Smatter Noguts »

A term for homo fake companions.
You all know that, from experience.

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Awesome.
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BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:I know Mayhem hs a beard. He has a gotee, too.
Word on the street is he traded the stuff up top for the facial.
why is my moral compass always pointed east? that's the direction of the nearest liquor store.

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Post by ivan »

I like to be a furry mammal, but the job insists I be clean-shaven.

I had a nice beard over the holidays, though...
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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

i look awesome with a beard. currently growing one and it is coming in quite nicely. this it what it will look like...

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Post by GSG »

See? Awesome.
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I like me in a beard.
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Post by GSG »

Mayhem wrote:I like me in a beard.
Glad someone does.







Joke.







Or was it?
Probably.
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Post by Judge »

Rooster wrote:Burt Reynolds Stach.

I might actually try to grow one myself, although it'll likely turn out really, really bad.
Don't...I really mean it.

Unless you can live up in the mountains for about two years....even then it'd be scraggly.....and likely infested with vermin.
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Post by cloud8 »

A guy always has a beard. It's a matter of whether he keeps it shaved back.

Back when men were men, gas was 89 cents a gallon, and the snow lay on the ground from October till May, I'd grow a beard over the winter and leave the stache over summer. I haven't worn a winter coat in 5 years or grown my beard in 4.
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Post by Mayhem »

GinSoakedGirl wrote:
Mayhem wrote:I like me in a beard.
Glad someone does.







Joke.







Or was it?
Probably.
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