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Post by goofydoofus »

my beard keeps me face warm while im outside working.
i work on a tug boat, though its not this exact one. garr!
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Facial hair tickles...
I like the tickle.
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Post by waahoohah »

Even Yassir Arafat thought I had the worst beard in the world. And he ought to know, he usually looked like month-old roadkill.
That is why I shave.
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Post by Bigfoot »

This was my last beard. I've been sticking with the goat for a while.

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Post by Badfellow »

Beard is good.

Unless your Wagner.

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Weirdy beardy.
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Post by Bigfoot »

Badfellow wrote:Beard is good.

Unless your Wagner.

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Sweet, "neck beard".
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Post by devo »

the beard starts after thanksgiving and is shaved after st. pats day. as soon as my hands are steady.
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as mayhem and jake can attest...i love guys w/ beards.
that is all.
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Post by Martini Time »

This totally reminded me of the Beavis & Butthead "Beard Boys" episode where the try to be "cool" by growing beards.

Best quote: "Heh...heh....Check it out, dude...Im so smooth I've got a beard on my hands."
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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

liz... wrote:as mayhem and jake can attest...i love guys w/ beards.
that is all.
noone looks sexier with a beard than you do, baby. remember that? when you grew that beard? hawt!
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deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:
liz... wrote:as mayhem and jake can attest...i love guys w/ beards.
that is all.
noone looks sexier with a beard than you do, baby. remember that? when you grew that beard? hawt!
YEAH i was pretty sexy!!
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That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.

I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.

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