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Horny chicks dig goatees.

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How 'bout a Van Dyke? That's pretty cool, huh?
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One day. One day, I'll be able to grow a full beard. Until then I grow a shitty neckbeard on a weekly basis and shave it off for school. When I get out of this program, I'm growing til it's full. Even if it takes a couple months.
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i wish i could pull off the anchor..... ripped off from wiki circa 1900 (the drawing, not the ripping off)

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o278 ... dindex.jpg

about a year ago, i succumbed to growing a beard.... truly a low point....

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o278 ... CF0074.jpg
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Mayhem wrote:
GinSoakedGirl wrote:
Mayhem wrote:I like me in a beard.
Glad someone does.







Joke.







Or was it?
Probably.
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Whitekiboko wrote:i wish i could pull off the anchor..... ripped off from wiki circa 1900 (the drawing, not the ripping off)

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o278 ... dindex.jpg

about a year ago, i succumbed to growing a beard.... truly a low point....

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o278 ... CF0074.jpg
now I totally want to grow a hulihee, just cause it makes me chuckle when I say it.

hulihee.


lolz

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Oddly enough, I just shaved mine off this morning.
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I had a kickass lenin-style goatee thing going on, but I shaved it off for a job interview.


I better get this fucking job.


I'll burn that fucking place to the GROUND.


just sayin.

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ampersand wrote:I had a kickass lenin-style goatee thing going on, but I shaved it off for a job interview.


I better get this fucking job.


I'll burn that fucking place to the GROUND.


just sayin.
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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

cloud8 wrote:A guy always has a beard. It's a matter of whether he keeps it shaved back.

Back when men were men, gas was 89 cents a gallon, and the snow lay on the ground from October till May, I'd grow a beard over the winter and leave the stache over summer. I haven't worn a winter coat in 5 years or grown my beard in 4.
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Mr. Woof wrote:Image

Horny chicks dig goatees.

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Mr. Woof wrote:Image

Horny chicks dig goatees.
Where's the money Lebowski?
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Mr. Woof wrote:Horny chicks dig goatees.
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billybill wrote:
Mr. Woof wrote:Image

Horny chicks dig goatees.
Where's the money Lebowski?
Not on the rug, man.

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junkman wrote:
Mr. Woof wrote:Image

Horny chicks dig goatees.

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