Michael Jackson lives!!!

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MJ's Missing Nose?
Posted by ExtraTV Staff on July 24, 2009 9:29 AM

Rolling Stone is reporting that Michael Jackson wore a prosthetic nose, which was reportedly missing from his body during his autopsy.

According to the magazine, the pop icon wore a prosthesis to hide the devastating affects of years of plastic surgery.

Witnesses reveal that Michael wasn't wearing the prosthetic nose in the morgue.

http://extratv.warnerbros.com/2009/07/m ... g_nose.php

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ThirstyDrunk wrote:Image
HA!!

I saw that you can get a t-shirt with this. I must have it...
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Sleestack...in light of MJs' nose i'll raise you a pair of Madonnas' skeletal arms

holy skeletor batman!

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felinamojokitty wrote:Sleestack...in light of MJs' nose i'll raise you a pair of Madonnas' skeletal arms

holy skeletor batman!

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Fuckin Jesus!!

That scared the hell outa me when it came up on the screen!!

Back in the day (like 1983) I would have bent her over a table in like 2 seconds. but now? not so much. Thanks for the nightmare FMK...

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Good lord that is more than mildly DISGUSTING.
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She has Iggy Pop's arms!

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Sonic Screwball wrote:She has Iggy Pop's arms!
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Shes a real wild one...
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Sonic Screwball wrote:She has Iggy Pop's arms!
that's fuckin funny because it's true.

Oh man...
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Sonic Screwball wrote:She has Iggy Pop's arms!
And someone else has PhotoShop.
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andrea38 wrote:Michael began his musical career at the age of 5 as the lead singer of the Jackson 5 who formed in 1964.In these early years the Jackson 5, Jackie, Jermaine, Tito, Marlon and lead singer Michael played local clubs and bars in Gary Indiana and moving further afield as there talents grew and they could compete in bigger competitions.
From these early days Michael would be at the same clubs as big talented stars of there days, such as Jackie Wilson and would be learning from them even back then.
This was the michaeljackson life...

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Michael is still alive?

NOT FOR LONG!! I KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH ZOMBIES!!!

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my response to the thread title was "oh no! hide your children." after viewing the video, my response is "that is nerdy on so many levels, and one of the best things i've ever seen on youtube." a low bar, admittedly, but it makes top 5 no less.
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