I don't need anything but this ashtray...

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I don't need anything but this ashtray...

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and this paddle game. That's it. I don't need one other thing... but these matches, and this ashtray and this paddle game. I don't need one other thing. Except this lamp, and these matches, and this ashtray and this paddle game.
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Nobody's seen The Jerk?
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Jerk.
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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Crystal wrote:Nobody's seen The Jerk?

not in a long time.
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Lord loves a workin' man, don't trust whitey, see a doctor and get rid of it.
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just this chair and this tiquila, comon Shithead
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It's damn expensive to look this cheap.
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I don't need my dog.
22:21 Thirsty i was too drunk to be high
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that there is shit....and that is shineola.
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He hates these cans!


Stay away from these cans!!
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JOHNSON! NAVIN! R!
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I'll be able to send more money soon. My friend is going to get me a blow job!

First I get my name in the phone book, and then you get it on your ass. I bet more people will see it on your ass than the phone book.
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Mother: Navin, it's your birthday, and it's time you knew. You're not our natural-born child.
Navin R. Johnson: I'm not? You mean I'm gonna STAY this color?
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THE NEW PHONE BOOK'S HERE! THE NEW PHONE BOOK'S HERE!
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waahoohah wrote:THE NEW PHONE BOOK'S HERE! THE NEW PHONE BOOK'S HERE!
*waits anxiously for PHONE to show up*
Stupid should hurt.

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Wingman wrote:
waahoohah wrote:THE NEW PHONE BOOK'S HERE! THE NEW PHONE BOOK'S HERE!
*waits anxiously for PHONE to show up*

Hey! This is the kind of thing that MAKES somebody!
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