i got cheated by the TSA

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i got cheated by the TSA

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So i'm getting in line for my flight, about to go through security, and nothing. Just a walk through the metal detector. No body scan, even though i'd been trying to work up a chubby for 10 minutes before i got there, and no feel up. This is bullshit, exhibitionism and a quick game of slap and tickle without paying some stripper to do it sounded like aces to me. Bullshit, I'm calling their manager, i demand a hand job in the airport.
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Don't blame them if you didn't think to try to sneak a box cutter through the metal detector...
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Only 60 airports have the body scanners. Guess what? We fly out of SFO tomorrow.... and they have the body scanners! I'll let you know how it goes when I return.
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You got a bun in the oven again right? May not get the scanner, don't know how that is when you are expecting. You may end up getting felt up by some butch TSA agent, either way, let us know how it works out for you.
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Will do. Happy travels, everyone!
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I like to walk through backwards. Confuses the shit out of them.
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We have body scanners in Indy. I haven't flown in years - probably since Denver convention - so we'll see what happens when we go to Disney in May.
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Any of you drunks wanna fly to Dayton I'll feel ya up.
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:Any of you drunks wanna fly to Dayton I'll feel ya up.
That is the least he will do.

back in the day he gave Marge Schott a reach around.
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Sonic Screwball wrote:
ThirstyDrunk wrote:Any of you drunks wanna fly to Dayton I'll feel ya up.
That is the least he will do.

back in the day he gave Marge Schott a reach around.
and a Pall Mall
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Sonic Screwball wrote:
ThirstyDrunk wrote:Any of you drunks wanna fly to Dayton I'll feel ya up.
That is the least he will do.

back in the day he gave Marge Schott a reach around.
YIKES!!?!
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Sonic Screwball wrote:
ThirstyDrunk wrote:Any of you drunks wanna fly to Dayton I'll feel ya up.
That is the least he will do.

back in the day he gave Marge Schott a reach around.
I bet it wasn't as sexy as it sounds.
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Judge wrote:
Sonic Screwball wrote:
ThirstyDrunk wrote:Any of you drunks wanna fly to Dayton I'll feel ya up.
That is the least he will do.

back in the day he gave Marge Schott a reach around.
I bet it wasn't as sexy as it sounds.
Piniella seems to want some.
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