How many songs are there about prostitutes?
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How many songs are there about prostitutes?
I know of two one being the police Roxxane. Anyone got any others?
Why?
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Re: How many songs are there about prostitutes?
As a professional musician, I can assure you that ALL songs are about prostitutes.Drednik wrote:I know of two one being the police Roxxane. Anyone got any others?
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Re: How many songs are there about prostitutes?
Listen to White Christmas at 78 RPM and tell me that song isn't about prostitutes. Tell me with a straight face. Of course one of the more famous prostitute songs out there is by the late Issac Hayes from South Park. Even had a cameo with James Taylor in it, best prostitute song ever.
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Re: How many songs are there about prostitutes?
Charlotte the Harlot and 22 Acacia Avenue, both by Iron Maiden and both about the same prostitute.
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Re: How many songs are there about prostitutes?
there are roughly eight zillion songs about prostitutes. my personal favorite, of all time, is "love for sale." gods bless you, cole porter.
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Re: How many songs are there about prostitutes?
Ya know, Drednik, I could not find any songs about prostitues on the interwebs.
Just a shitload of songs about yer Mom.
Does that help?
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Just a shitload of songs about yer Mom.
Does that help?
Yep, I'm an Asshole.
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Your mama!
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Re: How many songs are there about prostitutes?
My mama!ThirstyDrunk wrote:Your mama!
Your mama!
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Re: How many songs are there about prostitutes?
How about songs about the Odyssey?
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Re: How many songs are there about prostitutes?
Honey What Do You Do for Money (AC/DC) and 10 Dollar Hooker in a 5 Dollar Town (our own Surreal Mccoys) spring to mind.
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Re: How many songs are there about prostitutes?
fuck em man, it ain't easy walkin the righteous path.
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I thought we had a non-Mel-Gibson-disparagement clause here??
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Re: How many songs are there about prostitutes?
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