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I only barely consider this not booze related cuz i'm gettin drunk as fuck to celebrate. I've recently gotten a job writin for a small local newspaper, the reader base is about 14,000 per week. No huge accomplishment, but i've never been published before although my dream as long as i can remember is to be a published writer. Tomorrow i will have two articles in the paper, one hidden somewhere inside but the one i wrote tonight will be on the fuckin front page. i am ecstatic and celebratin my ass off, everyone's welcome to join in, drinks are on me
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i told my landlord and all the other tenants they could fuck off if they don't like hank- hellbound glory

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Congradulations. That is no mean feat.
Or you don't have mean feet.
or something.

Is this isn the White Oak Picayune?
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Congrats, Hoss!
CHEERS!
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Nice job brother.

If you articles in the Paper are 1/2 as insightful as your posts here, you've got a Pulitzer on your horizon.

This is much better than a howitzer on your horizon b/c a 105mm will screw up your day big time.
fuck em man, it ain't easy walkin the righteous path.
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you know all the best writers are drunks....

cheers!
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thanks guys, i appreciate it. it's just a small time paper, but to me it feels like the first step toward bein a professional writer.
into each life a little stroh's must fall - surreal

i told my landlord and all the other tenants they could fuck off if they don't like hank- hellbound glory

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Congrats! I have thought about writing myself and I know that Methfront got published in various papers.
Again, congrats.
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ol' hst started in sMALL time papers too, as a sports reporter i guess. wekk yeath! now you got a foot in the door!

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