Ants
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Mr. Viking
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Re: Ants
one of my tenants has ants. I killed them but they seem to have moved to a new nest. Can't beat them in this weather. Trouble is, he leaves open food packets out. He left an apple out and they had the whole thing. Makes me want an ant farm
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Frankennietzsche
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Re: Ants
Sounds like you already have one.
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Re: Ants
booznik wrote:Since thread resurrection seems to be the order of the day...Savage wrote:..."You wanna start something, roundeye?" (in the voice of Don LaFontaine.)
He died a while back, in 2008 actually, but IN A WORLD where there's a search function, here's the man himself.
Don LaFontaine
Thar's gold in them older threads.
Couldn't resist:
Pablo does Don. Or did. From a while ago.
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booznik
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Re: Ants
He's good!
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Mr. Viking
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Re: Ants
it's a bit like ant farm donkey kong. They try to climb up the wall while ******* throws shit at themfrankennietzsche wrote:Sounds like you already have one.
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Re: Ants
Tiny cages, tiny cells.
That's what you need
That's what you need
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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booznik
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Re: Ants
Hotter than blazes today, and of course they invade my kitchen trash can en masse. Out come the Terro bait stations. They're already going for them. They can't resist that extra-sweet Borax Old Fashioned cocktail.
Little bastards.
Little bastards.
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"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
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Fast Cast
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Re: Ants
2T peanut butterbooznik wrote:Hotter than blazes today, and of course they invade my kitchen trash can en masse. Out come the Terro bait stations. They're already going for them. They can't resist that extra-sweet Borax Old Fashioned cocktail.
Little bastards.
2T honey
1/2t Borax (I use 20 Mule Team)
Mix well, and lay out on foil. Wicked cheap, and it keeps for days. They'll be on it in no time, just keep feeding them until they disappear. It'll take out the whole nest. They're like little multi-legged mandibular penguins, the bastages.
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booznik
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Re: Ants
Mr. Viking wrote:it's a bit like ant farm donkey kong. They try to climb up the wall while ******* throws shit at them
Fast Cast wrote:...They're like little multi-legged mandibular penguins, the bastages.
New forum: Ant Quotes.Palinka wrote:Bastard emmetts.
Post your favorite quips of ant wisdom here.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
Re: Ants
With a soundtrack!booznik wrote:
New forum: Ant Quotes.
You ant here to kill me aren`t you?
Ant this a pice of cake?
Ante up!
Drink!
