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Re: MC RIB.

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Let me assure you that JTM uses only the very loosest definition of the term "pork" allowable by federal law.


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Hmmm, wonder if I could special order one with bacon on it.....
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:Let me assure you that JTM uses only the very loosest definition of the term "pork" allowable by federal law.
As long as it's non-kosher and non-sharia, it's all good.
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I've had four in two days. When it is gone I will attempt to recreate it in my normal over-the-top fashion.

But damn, I may never be able to recreate that wonderful pseudo-bread they use.


(step one: create a po'k patty out of ground pork and ludicrous amounts of pressure)
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methfront wrote: (step one: create a po'k patty out of ground pork and ludicrous amounts of pressure)
Carefull with that; too much pressure and you may create a pork diamond.
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Re: MC RIB.

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I did it, got one with bacon. I highly recommend it, made it even tastier!
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Jags wrote:I did it, got one with bacon. I highly recommend it, made it even tastier!
You can DO that? O brave new world is this that has such sammiches in it!
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You could make yourselves a fancy McRib.

http://www.saveur.com/article/Recipes/M ... -Available

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I've been workin on a stucco rock job for the past two days and the job site happens to be about 100 yards from a mcdonalds. I live back in the mountains with the closest mickey d's bein a thirty minute drive away. so needless to stay, spending two days that close to mcdonalds while they have the mcrib has been hard on both my wallet and my blood pressure.
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FNZ wrote:
methfront wrote: (step one: create a po'k patty out of ground pork and ludicrous amounts of pressure)
Carefull with that; too much pressure and you may create a pork diamond.
haw haw! with pickles too!

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I like them I think they taste good

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"Most of the time, it's up to local franchises to determine when and if they want to sell the McRib – except in Germany, the only place where it's available perennially.

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My redhead lured me into a McD meal last month. NEVER AGAIN! No taste at all, no booze. Eating cardboard hamburgers with no alcohol at hand is not what I expect of a meal. Yes peetie, it was in Lommel, at that horrible Singel mall.

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I feel that Pumpkin-flavored things are the McRib of white, granola-stuffed yuppies. At least in the states.

Artificial demand, yo.
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BBoozer wrote: no booze. Eating cardboard hamburgers with no alcohol at hand is not what I expect of a meal.
i thought you could get a beer in mcdonalds. and i ain't talkin' bout no paper cup; i mean a glass of beer.
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