My good friend RIPT just told me...
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“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Oett would make a better ript,
if he just really applied himself
if he just really applied himself
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My fellow cross-dresser RIPT showed me that he likes to appear as young ladies here, with numbers after their names.
I tried to call them numbers, but they never answer.
Boooo.
dude needs to step up his game.
I tried to call them numbers, but they never answer.
Boooo.
dude needs to step up his game.
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My good friend RIPT told me that while he was sitting on a junglegym at the playground doing Ru Paul Madlibs, that he was asked to leave by the local constabulary.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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My good friend RIPT just told me that he just became the first founding father of NAMBLA to get expulsed because they deemed his views "to perverted"
Drink!
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My good friend RIPT once said that the only thing he likes about Libertarians is that the word sounds like librarians.
Of course, I corrected him.
i told him to Shhhhh. Drink the Kool-Ade, and RIPt.
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Of course, I corrected him.
i told him to Shhhhh. Drink the Kool-Ade, and RIPt.
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My good freind RIPT was telling me about his favorite sport: cross country skiing in the men's sauna, if you know what I mean...
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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My good friend RIPT just donated his jar full of truck stop blow job nickels to the Trump campaign.
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He loves listening to the Queen`s Jizz album and his favorite song is Bohemian Claustrophobia.
Drink!
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My buddy RIPT told me that he just got out of prison for trying to smuggle holy mormon underwear into the Bundy's.
"Holy Mormon Underwear Smugglers" would be a good band name.
"Holy Mormon Underwear Smugglers" would be a good band name.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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My good cell mate RIPt ripped his bed sheets to make a nice pair of undergarments. He used his own corn squeezin's (so to speak) to write the word mormon in the tire mark. However, he used only one M.
Now he is mack-ing a good floss for the shower in the morning, ya know, for them back scrubbers who assist each other before brekky.
Now he is mack-ing a good floss for the shower in the morning, ya know, for them back scrubbers who assist each other before brekky.
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My good friend RIPT once told me the story of how his father made his money in the hemorrhoid ointment and suppository industry, and how no man on the East Coast sat down to say grace without thanking the RIPT family name.
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Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...
He just invited the board to his fall of `16 minors trip.
Drink!