Ole R.I.P t (Rest In Peace turd) tweeted about how he made his own effervescence form his cumfarts, through a short piece of garden hose, into his mixed drink of road lime, diesel, fermented jhery curl (for his pubes), and rock salt, again, form the road.
A bubbly cock-tail. He called it the RIPt a Good One.
rest his soul, if he had one.
My good friend RIPT just told me...
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Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...
Heard some things. Calling him out.
Don't say his name three times in a row.
I'll do it, to protect the rest of us.
RIPt.
RIPt.
RIPt.
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Don't say his name three times in a row.
I'll do it, to protect the rest of us.
RIPt.
RIPt.
RIPt.
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Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...
That foppish bibliophile, RIPT, was loquaciously pontificating on his current reading of Honore de Balzac while sometimes opting for a little Phillip K DIck. He says that he enjoys both of their tongue-in-cheek mannerisms.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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You know, that old haunt RIPt used to dream about his comeuppance. He welcomed a certain Drunken Injun into the fold a few years back, and then he sent several PMs that individual. However, there was never a tug on his line in that deep eddy. Never respond to a male (or anyone, for that matter) who has PMs.
A certain Modern Drunkard (whose name rhymes with PalDrinka) banned that there new version of the ugly wart. Or derision? Maybe the word to be used is demon?
No. Not nearly as powerful as a demon. How about a mild skin rash. Dermatitis, Lite.
To wit:
"There is no known cure for some types of dermatitis, with treatment aiming to control symptoms by reducing inflammation and relieving itching. Contact dermatitis is treated by avoiding what is causing it. Or perhaps, someday it DRYs itself out and ceases to exist."
---form here.
Here's a toast to the idea that the last Troll went back under the bridge and got snagged in its own line.
DRINK!
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A certain Modern Drunkard (whose name rhymes with PalDrinka) banned that there new version of the ugly wart. Or derision? Maybe the word to be used is demon?
No. Not nearly as powerful as a demon. How about a mild skin rash. Dermatitis, Lite.
To wit:
"There is no known cure for some types of dermatitis, with treatment aiming to control symptoms by reducing inflammation and relieving itching. Contact dermatitis is treated by avoiding what is causing it. Or perhaps, someday it DRYs itself out and ceases to exist."
---form here.
Here's a toast to the idea that the last Troll went back under the bridge and got snagged in its own line.
DRINK!
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Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...
This place lacks in conversation, so I'll bite, just for the sake of conversation.
Who or what is RIPT and why does he/she deserve an entire thread devoted to them stemming back years?
Who or what is RIPT and why does he/she deserve an entire thread devoted to them stemming back years?
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He stalked on board members, taking pics of their houses n such, scary criminal stuff really.
It was before my time on the board but so far I only heard the worst things about the freak
... he once told me that he suffers from inverted genetalia. And that he likes his very sad condition
It was before my time on the board but so far I only heard the worst things about the freak
... he once told me that he suffers from inverted genetalia. And that he likes his very sad condition
Drink!
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ພາສາລາວNONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATUREພາສາລາວ
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My good friend RIPT just told me that times are tough since the CL Personals got shutdown.
I just wish there were some actual drunkards around here who can handle themselves like adults while still acting like retards - liquor&poker
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My good friend RIPT just told me his new name on the board is Sammy. He also told me that he's a narcissistic fuckface. Well, not so much in words. Well, maybe in words. Fuck. I don't know. Give him an audience of one and he just starts spouting runny shit out of his mouth hole. He never shuts the fuck up. He's a huge bore and a blowhard. His bully tactics don't really work on adults. Talking shit behind my back is a pussy move. He's a fat waste of space and I wouldn't piss down his throat if his stomach was on fire. I would, however, be happy to beat his ass.
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Wow. What? Sounds like a total douche.Jimmy Lester {RIP} wrote: ↑Sun Oct 25, 2020 11:30 amMy good friend RIPT just told me his new name on the board is Sammy. He also told me that he's a narcissistic fuckface. Well, not so much in words. Well, maybe in words. Fuck. I don't know. Give him an audience of one and he just starts spouting runny shit out of his mouth hole. He never shuts the fuck up. He's a huge bore and a blowhard. His bully tactics don't really work on adults. Talking shit behind my back is a pussy move. He's a fat waste of space and I wouldn't piss down his throat if his stomach was on fire. I would, however, be happy to beat his ass.
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Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...
Do your feet fit limbs? Why you saying "who?"