My good friend RIPT just told me...

[mistah willies]

Just tell the kids "If you don't behave, RIPT will come for you in a greasy bathrobe while you're sleeping."

I'm considering deleting this post, as it borders on the truth.

Damn.

Now I have the heebie jeebies

[Palinka (RIP)]

Now I have the heebie jeebies

Just as long as you avoid The Hee Bee Gee Bees*, you'll pull through.


*RIPT's favourite naked-jogging muzak.

[Badfellow]

Who's got the heebee Bee Gees?

[Palinka (RIP)]

Who's got the heebee Bee Gees?

You just had to go and spoil it, didn't you?

[Badfellow]

You just had to go and spoil it, didn't you?

My good friend RIPT said it's Ruiner's fault.

[mistah willies]

Hee Bee Bee Gee Heebie Geebies?

Great.

How will I get to sleep tonihgt?
Tomni

tonight?

Ear Vurmen! Creepy old ladies squeeking in my ears


*checking under the bed*

*find a half bottle of rum*

Hoekay.

So tell me more anout this R.I.P?

[Badfellow]

Once Upon A Time...

There was troll named RIPT. He was rumored to be one of the wealthiest, handsomest, most powerful trolls in lower New England, and his prowess with pointing handguns at web-cams was such that women flocked to him and no man dared issue challenge. His sexual exploits were (CENSORED). Mighty RIPT was also a wizard and master of disguise, capable of growing tits and posting a fake account claiming to be a hot blond tennis instructor driving a Mercedes Benz convertible. I once had opportunity to joust verbally with the troll. Several, actually. And while I did not manage to slay the fetid creature, I believe I was at least partially responsible for driving him off from the village.

[Palinka (RIP)]

...I believe I was at least partially responsible for driving him off from the village.

Not to mention beating him, repeatedly, at strip-chess.

[Badfellow]

Not to mention beating him, repeatedly, at strip-chess.

Chess? I had to resort to teaching him checkers because he couldn't fit the pieces up his ass quite so easily.

[Palinka (RIP)]

...I had to resort to teaching him checkers because he couldn't fit the pieces up his ass quite so easily.

But, you must admit, he was the very devil himself when it came to craps*.


* Not the gambling game.

[mistah willies]

[quote="Badfellow"]Once Upon A Time...

RIPT seems to still be here...

[MeanOldLady]

He was rumored to be one of the wealthiest, handsomest, most powerful trolls in lower New England, and his prowess with pointing handguns at web-cams...

ha! oh, memories...

[Frankennietzsche]

You all best quit making fun of a man with such a big pickup truck.

[Frankennietzsche]

My good freing RIPT just told me taht you all are lucky that he isn't posting on this board as he would be DOMINATING the trivia thread.

DOMINATING, HE SAYS!

[Palinka (RIP)]

That he intends to challenge the Duke of Edinburgh for Queen Elizabeth's hand in marriage. Once he's won (he's going to cheat by dressing up as a bear and mocking Prince Phillip's Graeco-Austrian roots) he'll use his position to become KING OF THE INTERWEBS and then no-one will ever ban him again!