My good friend RIPT just told me...

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Oh, that card RIPT... he just confided in me that MasAngre is none other than himself. Mas is a RIPT-alt. Boy, he's pulled one over on us. See...this is what happens when he has one Tom Collins too many (3, in total.)

You got us, little buddy.
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I just found out unfortunate news. MasSangre was banned. Many posts deleted as well.
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MasAnger/RIPT was just trying to broaden our minds and entice some constructive discussion.
Who was the tyrannical ogre what bannanated him?
Is Zimmerman an moderor?
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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"

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Oh snap!

I just realized that I didn't get to ask him about Chik-fil-A!
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"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "

"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"

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Dude never mooched a drink off me...
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No offense to RIPT, but my favorite Banned Poster was and still remains KingHornDaddy
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I remember everyone talking about KingHornDaddy, but I think he was banned right before I started here.
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Crystal wrote:I remember everyone talking about KingHornDaddy, but I think he was banned right before I started here.
Newb, oh wait..

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Bur, were you here when Compas was? You would have liked him.
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Here's a recap of every other Compass post:
I'm crazy. I'm on disability. I deserve to be on disability because I was traumatized when I was younger. My neighbor wont leave me alone. He owes me money, in a different way that they German state owes me money, though. Smoke a spliff.
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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"

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ThirstyDrunk wrote:Bur, were you here when Compas was? You would have liked him.
I doubt, but I remember very little about first few months.

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Compass couldn't get laid if he was locked in Snookie's bedroom

KingHornDaddy couldn't find out how to tell his drunken booty call that she was nothing more than a last resort fuck at 3:00am on a Friday or a Saturday
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Oh wise Sage, RIPT, I shall share the wisdom bequeethed unto me by thy grace!

“Getting education is like digging a well with a needle.”
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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"

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ThirstyDrunk wrote:Bur, were you here when Compas was? You would have liked him.
I joined in April/2008 when Compass was in full swing. He used to DD me in Belgium occasionally to discuss "chemistry" issues.
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"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be

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mEIN kAMERADEN, ript, JUST TOLD ME THAT i SHOULDN'T HAVE MADE FUN OF compass, LAST WEEK. hE SAIDJ THAT THE TEUTONIC TIT IS MISUNDERSTOOD AND SENSITIVE.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "

"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"

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