Now, You Too Can Be...

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Now, You Too Can Be...

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"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk

"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah

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Jesus
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best

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Saving up 3 grand for the coffin.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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DEAR GOD!!

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Is this for the poeple who keep the bacon jar only on the back of the stove?
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

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Step one: yoga classes

Step two: bacon lube

Step three: privacy
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Eww. Ladies, be careful. I see a UTI in your near future if you use this.
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