'Walking Dead' zombie kill statistics

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Liked the books more.

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Interesting break down. I would have thought Darryl's zed count would have been closer to Rick's, aside from Rick's grief stricken rampage through the prison.

There should have been a yellow leg in season three for the Hershal's leg coming off too.
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Who keeps mowing the lawns during the zombie apocalypse?
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coqui_chris wrote:Who keeps mowing the lawns during the zombie apocalypse?
Mexicans?
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Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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that's pretty awesome. should have added live human kills to the counts, though.
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That Michonne is shown to only have killed 15 demonstrates the uselessness of graphs. Or maybe TV.
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Also: "prosthetic bayonet" is a wicked way to go.
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coqui_chris wrote:Who keeps mowing the lawns during the zombie apocalypse?
THIS is what keeps you awake at night?


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coqui_chris wrote:Who keeps mowing the lawns during the zombie apocalypse?
Good citizens who respect their neighbors' property values, that's who.
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Patchez wrote:
coqui_chris wrote:Who keeps mowing the lawns during the zombie apocalypse?
THIS is what keeps you awake at night?


Keep drinking friend, keep drinking.

I know why you're upset ...

Because now each and every time they're running through a field, you're going to wonder who cut the grass.

Admit it.

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