The TRUE Horrors of the Soviet Era
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The TRUE Horrors of the Soviet Era
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
Re: The TRUE Horrors of the Soviet Era
God, I don't think saying 'horrors' was enough of a warning. Mind you, the 'rich inner substance' guy looked fascinating.
This is how we tried to get people off the gin and onto beer in 18th century Britain http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File: ... n-lane.jpg
Drunk for a penny, dead drunk for twopence.
This is how we tried to get people off the gin and onto beer in 18th century Britain http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File: ... n-lane.jpg
Drunk for a penny, dead drunk for twopence.
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Re: The TRUE Horrors of the Soviet Era
the one about pigs is funny, pigs love booze as far as I'm aware. And they're sloppy drunks
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Re: The TRUE Horrors of the Soviet Era
"What a shame! He got drunk, swore, smashed a tree and now he's ashamed to look people in the face"
sounds like a typical Tuesday morning out here.
sounds like a typical Tuesday morning out here.
BMMS is wrong.
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Re: The TRUE Horrors of the Soviet Era
how do you smash a tree anyway?
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Re: The TRUE Horrors of the Soviet Era
You could be Marc Bolan...Mr. Viking wrote:how do you smash a tree anyway?
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Re: The TRUE Horrors of the Soviet Era
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TyVO00meKIMr. Viking wrote:how do you smash a tree anyway?
starts at 1:48
Stupid should hurt.
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Re: The TRUE Horrors of the Soviet Era
well now (pause to put on serious hat) we all know that bamboo isn't a tree, but a grassWingman wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TyVO00meKIMr. Viking wrote:how do you smash a tree anyway?
starts at 1:48
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
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Or Sonny Bono. Plenty of ways to skin a cat, or indeed destroy a woodland.Palinka wrote:You could be Marc Bolan...Mr. Viking wrote:how do you smash a tree anyway?
"Spiny norman wins on the bizzare terror stakes, if you haven't been stared at by a 40-foot hedgehog, you haven't lived." - Saltandgin
"Every time you don't get loaded, the terrorists win." - massivedrunk
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Re: The TRUE Horrors of the Soviet Era
don't quote me on this, but i think that was a banana tree. is that a real tree? still, that's how one would do it....Mr. Viking wrote: well now (pause to put on serious hat) we all know that bamboo isn't a tree, but a grass
Stupid should hurt.
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I'm sorry to take away your pebbles, but banana isn't a tree either.Wingman wrote:don't quote me on this, but i think that was a banana tree. is that a real tree? still, that's how one would do it....Mr. Viking wrote: well now (pause to put on serious hat) we all know that bamboo isn't a tree, but a grass
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Re: The TRUE Horrors of the Soviet Era
yeah, it's a rhizomeOne for the Frog wrote:I'm sorry to take away your pebbles, but banana isn't a tree either.Wingman wrote:don't quote me on this, but i think that was a banana tree. is that a real tree? still, that's how one would do it....Mr. Viking wrote: well now (pause to put on serious hat) we all know that bamboo isn't a tree, but a grass
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best