I hate my PC and love it at the same time.
This new thing is only a couple of months old. Newest windows blah blah and stuff
Now chrome is crashing all the time, then some dll file crap doesnt load properly. It suddenly restarts. The anti vir thing then is off for no reason and much more...
What fancy anti virus programms do you use? Friend told me I should use ESET, 35 bucks for the year isn`t that much.
At least beer doesn`t fail me like that!
Computer malfuntcions
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Computer malfuntcions
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Re: Computer malfuntcions
AVG - it's free and reliable.
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Frankennietzsche
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Re: Computer malfuntcions
I think that you monitor fluid might be low.
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Is that what the file 404 not found warning means?
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Re: Computer malfuntcions
Or the hard-drive bearings need to be greased, maybe?frankennietzsche wrote:I think that you monitor fluid might be low.
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Thanks folks, all of the above.
Still, Bill Gates owes me a big fucking round for this mess!
Still, Bill Gates owes me a big fucking round for this mess!
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Just tell him that it has malaria.
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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Re: Computer malfuntcions
Did you forget to wind it up? That happens with my Commodore 64 sometimes.
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Switch from regular cassette tapes to Chromium.
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"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
Re: Computer malfuntcions
Turns out it is the V-belt, is in repair now. Still, Bill Gates has to suffer!
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Re: Computer malfuntcions
I'd thought that his RAM needed to be plastered.peetie44 wrote:Or the hard-drive bearings need to be greased, maybe?frankennietzsche wrote:I think that you monitor fluid might be low.
Thank goodness it's all better now.
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I have a nice bottle of "format hardrive C, blackout brigade" gin in front of me, will not remember anything...mistah willies wrote:I'd thought that his RAM needed to be plastered.peetie44 wrote:Or the hard-drive bearings need to be greased, maybe?frankennietzsche wrote:I think that you monitor fluid might be low.
Thank goodness it's all better now.
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oettinger wrote:I have a nice bottle of "format hardrive C, blackout brigade" gin in front of me, will not remember anything...
Reformoat?
Reformat?
NO!
Soak the hard drive.
Always.
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How do I properly downsize pictures? They are gutter quality but still to big.
Would like to post my ugly mug for your watching pleasures.
Would like to post my ugly mug for your watching pleasures.
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Have a look around C-Net. They have quite a few available for free.oettinger wrote:How do I properly downsize pictures?...
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